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I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« on: June 27, 2011, 05:05:33 PM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2011, 05:08:35 PM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2011, 05:16:01 PM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2011, 05:18:08 PM »
Warning: May cause brain malfunction.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2011, 05:24:09 PM »
JUST IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SEE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD IN HIGH DEFINITION
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2011, 05:25:00 PM »
Fuck I'm done with life.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2011, 05:28:49 PM »
Fuck I'm done with life.

It's okay, if I couldn't see in HD I'd probably give up too.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2011, 05:32:43 PM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2011, 05:35:46 PM »
Someone buy a pair and take vids and photos post em here
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2011, 05:37:52 PM »
No way this is real.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2011, 05:51:58 PM »
But there's a place to put your credit card info.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2011, 06:00:44 PM »
Yeah these commercials have been around for a while.  My reaction then was the same as it is now:

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2011, 06:10:30 PM »
I tried on HD glasses in a convenience store once.


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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2011, 06:10:58 PM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2011, 06:19:01 PM »
I saw some at Wal-Mart the other day. I had many a lulz.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 06:24:44 PM »
I saw some at Wal-Mart the other day. I had many a lulz.

Were you able to try them?
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2011, 06:33:57 PM »
I saw some at Wal-Mart the other day. I had many a lulz.

Were you able to try them?
Yeah. But I had to take my real glasses off to do so. It was blurry, but it was blurry in high-def!
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2011, 06:35:50 PM »
:lol

Has anybody with better vision tried these?
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2011, 07:10:03 PM »
Both of my parents have them. They claim they're fantastic sun glasses. And they probably think they're seeing in HD, too. My parents are dumb. I saw the box and started laughing about how dumb they are, my parents got pissed.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2011, 08:14:24 PM »
I don't know about these, but I'm in for 8-bit glasses.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2011, 01:17:51 AM »
YES.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2011, 01:52:20 AM »
But...the clarity is unbelievable :| AND they have great styling...
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2011, 02:14:09 AM »
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2011, 02:56:31 AM »
Being a photographer I can almost guarantee that they are just polarized lenses. Cut glare in haze in the sun, reduce reflections and therefor increase saturation in plants and darken the sky. Here:
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2011, 03:11:29 AM »
For $10 or whatever they cost it sure as hell won't be a polarized lens. Or a very, very crappy one.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2011, 03:28:36 AM »
Haha, they have everything these days...every pointless thing...

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2011, 07:43:02 AM »
I'm going to buy these tonight.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 07:59:15 AM »
When are they going to come out with glasses that let you see the matrix circuitry like Neo?
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2011, 08:00:25 AM »
I saw some at Wal-Mart the other day. I had many a lulz.

Were you able to try them?
Yeah. But I had to take my real glasses off to do so. It was blurry, but it was blurry in high-def!

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2011, 09:30:26 AM »
They have been marketing these for years (as polarized glasses) with HD being the big thing they just changed the name. I own a pair that I bought for fishing years ago and yes they do work, they reduce a huge amount of glare caused by the suns reflections off of things in your field of vision.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2011, 10:05:47 AM »
They have been marketing these for years (as polarized glasses) with HD being the big thing they just changed the name. I own a pair that I bought for fishing years ago and yes they do work, they reduce a huge amount of glare caused by the suns reflections off of things in your field of vision.

He speaks the truth. I scoffed just like most in here have done when I first heard about these but when someone bought 'em and let me try 'em on I was somewhat impressed. Everything seemed to have this warm glow to it in a surreal way since there seemed to be a minute green tint going on which I guess may be from the glasses possibly cancelling out various color light frequencies.

Basically it made the world look like a lush video game landscape and, yes, many things were a lot easier to see and distinguish compared to without the glasses so they do have my approval. I think the biggest question for this product will be whether they'll attract more customers with the "HD" tag or run 'em off because of how silly and phony the name sounds.
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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2011, 02:53:56 PM »
thats so stupid
obviously
if your seeing
real life than your
going to see in hd.

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2011, 02:58:59 PM »
This must be fake.

THIS MUST BE FAKE!

PLEASE!

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2011, 02:59:51 PM »
This must be fake.

THIS MUST BE FAKE!

PLEASE!
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if i saw it on tv. 

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Re: I just saw a commercial for "HD vision" sunglasses
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2011, 03:01:29 PM »
I saw some at Wal-Mart the other day. I had many a lulz.

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