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Offline alirocker08

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^ Is correct.

< Has nightmares when she listens to A Perfect Circle when trying to get to sleep

v Has a pet dog called Alfie.
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Psshh, your status as a hobbit has just been a cover. Your cover has been blown.

Offline CrimsonSunrise

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^ is a hobbit...hope she doesn't have those hairy feet... :omg:

< Needs to go diving REAL bad

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^  Likes to pick on young girls for kicks

<   Does like "My Heart Will Go On."  That it though.

V   Is in love with organic hot sauce.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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<  Is quite obvious
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Offline CrimsonSunrise

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^ is incorrect....it's Fridays ;)

< still needs to go fucking diving   >:(

V Has all of David Hasselhoffs recordings.

Offline dethklok09

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^ seems like a cool guy
< is pretty bored
v Knows not a dollar's knowledge

Offline MasterShakezula

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^ is also named after an Adult Swim cartoon.  :tup
< didn't realize money could have the degree of sentience necessary to attain knowledge.
v Can't listen to Journey; it's too much of a scary variety of satanic noise for them.

Offline dethklok09

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^ is right, thats why I listen to stuff like gorgoroth and other black metal
< only posted here to make that top statement
v Can only make it so far in the pottery business

Offline lonestar

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^Is right.

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V Aspires to be a midget porn fluffer.

Offline MasterShakezula

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^ made me go on a quarter-minute quest to figure out what a "midget porn fluffer" is
< hears Randy's voice when reading ^'s posts
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Offline lonestar

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^ Made me  :lol

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V Has bondage Barbie fantasies.

Offline sonatafanica

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^ is correct except that the barbies are bondaged and they are actually depictions of my ex girlfriends and i watch as they let satan fuck them and i just stand there and have conflicted emotions because they are getting what they deserve but also they didn't do anything wrong i am a monster is my desire to see a scale tip in my favor just once so strong that i would watch something so awful happn and fool myself into thinking it makes us "even"


< hates sleep; plans to die at age 30 if all goes well



v cares a lot about things that will die soon

Offline Adami

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^ Is correct as I volunteer for a hospice.


< Needs to get back to writing his book at some point



V Has seven eggs in his freezer at this very moment, the first named Walter.
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^ HAH, way off buddy. The egg's name is Rosemary.

< is tired and drinking coffee.

v puts sugar in his/her coffee, which is like dressing a sloth in a latex outfit, you just don't do it.

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^ I don't like coffee, and I bet Rosemary is a great egg.


< Is listening to Chevelle


V Devours Taco Bell 70 times a week.

Offline Xanthul

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^  Off, I stay 70 weeks when I go to Taco Bell though

<   Is fed up with work and life in general

V   Has masturbated at least once to an animated series character

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^ Is wrong. Ew

< Is kept listening to the Bends

V HAS to reference Cliff Burton at least twice in his next post

Offline alirocker08

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^ Has a thing for Cliff Burton
< Hasn't got hairy feet
v Enjoys Metallica's old stuff (There, I did it!)
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Offline mizzl

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^ Did it wrong. And is wrong. And is wrong again. I just like his name

< STEMEN WILSON

V Should clip his/her goddarned toenails

Kosmo

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^ i already did it  >:(

< :3 <- my face when eating ice cream

v  is afraid of going bald

Offline FlyingBIZKIT

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^ Makes weird ice cream facial expressions.

< No worries about being bald, considering I'm young.

v Is afraid of clowns.

Offline dethklok09

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^ doesn't know that I could probably kick any clown's ass

< Has spent more than 5 minutes thinking about possibly being a bull fighter...

v See's their true love appear in the ever illuminating light emenating from the heads of street lights.