Seeing as how the "post something about the person above you" thread has gotten rather large, I figured it's time for a new one. But this time, I think we should shake things up a bit.
How does it work? Read the thread title, dummy. Posts should follow the ^<v format. Preferably, your "^" should be in response to the previous poster's "v" wild and outrageous claim about you, but this isn't necessarily mandatory.
I've seen this done on several other forums. It works quite well. It flows better, shit gets repeated a lot less, it's more interactive, and overall more fun. Let's get started, shall we?
^ Doesn't exist.
< Just started a fabulous new thread!
v Rumor has it, this person has a strong affinity for the music of Barbara Streisand.