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ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« on: June 24, 2011, 11:08:49 AM »
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Re: You know what I'm talkin about, the huge, gigantic one
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 11:10:56 AM »
Where's that big facepalm emote when you really need it?
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 11:11:36 AM »
What a depressing site. :lol
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 11:20:09 AM »
I'm lost for words.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 11:27:16 AM »
 :tup
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 11:29:55 AM »
You mean I DON'T get a free parrot?
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 11:31:51 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on June 24, 2011, 11:29:55 AM
You mean I DON'T get a free parrot?

Yeah that's total bullshit I hate Obama now.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 11:37:51 AM »
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Re: You know what I'm talkin about, the huge, gigantic one
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 11:39:25 AM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 24, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
Where's that big facepalm emote when you really need it?

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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 11:44:24 AM »
maybe the joke's on us, and none of those responses were actually real...
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 11:56:50 AM »
I can't spell worth beans but Obama's stupied?   :lol
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 01:27:34 PM »
I love that site, but it's pretty damn depressing to see just how stupid people are. Some of the postings on there when the Onion had an article about Wills and Kate getting a divorce were hilarious.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 01:36:24 PM »
My best friends girlfriend once thought an Onion article was real. I laughed in her face for 5 minutes.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 01:43:52 PM »
My wife thought the Onion was real. She was reading an article recently about Justin Verlander's parents not realizing that a no hitter was a big deal or something like that. She though the Onion was funny, but true kinds of stories. She no longer thinks the Onion is funny.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM »
 :lol

Humanity never fails to raise my spirits and my personal well being.  I want to give a shout out to the dumbfucks of the world for there neverending efforts to make me feel super fucking smart.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2011, 03:08:38 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
:lol

Humanity never fails to raise my spirits and my personal well being.  I want to give a shout out to the dumbfucks of the world for there neverending efforts to make me feel super fucking smart.

Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
there

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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2011, 03:12:01 PM »
Just going to point out that the Onion definitely is real. I've visited its website and everything.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 03:21:05 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on June 24, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
:lol

Humanity never fails to raise my spirits and my personal well being.  I want to give a shout out to the dumbfucks of the world for there neverending efforts to make me feel super fucking smart.

Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
there

 ;) :angel:
Asshole. ;) :angel:


(I was reffering to the rest of the world, not to the uber intelligent denizens of DTF, of which I am but a humble attendent)
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 04:46:21 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 03:21:05 PM
Quote from: black_floyd on June 24, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
:lol

Humanity never fails to raise my spirits and my personal well being.  I want to give a shout out to the dumbfucks of the world for there neverending efforts to make me feel super fucking smart.

Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
there

 ;) :angel:
Asshole. ;) :angel:


(I was reffering to the rest of the world, not to the uber intelligent denizens of DTF, of which I am but a humble attendent)
He was referring to your usage error. ;) :angel:
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 04:59:46 PM »
Quote from: robwebster on June 24, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
Just going to point out that the Onion definitely is real. I've visited its website and everything.
Lies. You just imagined it.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2011, 05:44:28 PM »
Fire consumes big happy farm where families send sick dogs to run free and play.  :lol I love The Onion.
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2011, 05:47:55 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on June 24, 2011, 01:36:24 PM
My best friends girlfriend once thought an Onion article was real. I laughed in her face for 5 minutes.

Sounds like a family-guy esque overstated joke Lats, hope you really didn't last it the full 5 mins  :|

(Onion ftw)
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2011, 06:04:45 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on June 24, 2011, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 03:21:05 PM
Quote from: black_floyd on June 24, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
:lol

Humanity never fails to raise my spirits and my personal well being.  I want to give a shout out to the dumbfucks of the world for there neverending efforts to make me feel super fucking smart.

Quote from: lonestar on June 24, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
there

 ;) :angel:
Asshole. ;) :angel:


(I was reffering to the rest of the world, not to the uber intelligent denizens of DTF, of which I am but a humble attendent)
He was referring to your usage error. ;) :angel:
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2011, 06:15:49 PM »
Quote from: ariich on June 24, 2011, 04:59:46 PM
Quote from: robwebster on June 24, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
Just going to point out that the Onion definitely is real. I've visited its website and everything.
Lies. You just imagined it.
;) :angel:
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2011, 06:55:36 PM »
I'd like to see those people when that article about an angry 200 ft manhattan stomping bin laden came out
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2011, 02:23:41 AM »
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2011, 05:59:17 PM »
Quote from: tri.ad on June 24, 2011, 11:20:09 AM
I'm lost for words.

So am I. Lost 4 words. 4 words: What the hell was that?
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2011, 06:03:45 PM »
Nothing better than kicking back on lunch break and reading another issue of The Onion
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Re: ITT: People Who Think The Onion is Real
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2011, 12:41:50 AM »
"Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films

Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade."

https://www.theonion.com/video/final-minutes-of-last-harry-potter-movie-to-be-spl,20528/

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I have no words for this, let alone the fact that people on facebook actually believed it!

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