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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3570 on: September 06, 2012, 09:09:51 AM »
These new Christmas ornaments are so lifelike!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3571 on: September 06, 2012, 09:19:35 AM »
Seriously, what good father doesn't do this?

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3572 on: September 06, 2012, 09:25:29 AM »
The introduction of 3D movies went through some trial and errors before discovering the correct way to watch them.
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3573 on: September 06, 2012, 01:20:02 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3574 on: September 06, 2012, 01:27:39 PM »
I have no idea whose kid this is, but I'm sure this will make a great picture!

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3575 on: September 06, 2012, 01:35:27 PM »
Splent learns "on the job"

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3576 on: September 06, 2012, 01:40:28 PM »
This is why sausage makers shouldn't have children.
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3577 on: September 06, 2012, 02:29:12 PM »
That's a nice catch.  Cleaning and gutting it'll run you $3.50 a pound.  If you want it stuffed and mounted, that'll run $275 and we have many styles to choose from. 

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3578 on: September 06, 2012, 02:37:07 PM »
Hmmm.  I'd say 5 minutes a pound ought to do it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3579 on: September 06, 2012, 06:12:54 PM »
Thanks king!



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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3580 on: September 06, 2012, 06:44:57 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3581 on: September 08, 2012, 12:33:58 PM »
Winner?
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3582 on: September 08, 2012, 12:53:20 PM »
Ok, winner is chosen-

Hmmm.  I'd say 5 minutes a pound ought to do it.


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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3584 on: September 08, 2012, 01:43:18 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3585 on: September 08, 2012, 01:44:43 PM »
The Human Centipede 2: Chinese Take Out

You bastard, I was going to make a human centipede joke. :lol (btw they already did a pt 2)

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3586 on: September 08, 2012, 01:47:06 PM »
Oh I didn't know that (I haven't seen the first one either).
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3587 on: September 08, 2012, 01:48:48 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3588 on: September 08, 2012, 01:50:37 PM »
Oh I didn't know that (I haven't seen the first one either).

I haven't seen either of them either, although I have seen the first half of its porn parody counterpart. :zydar:

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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3589 on: September 08, 2012, 02:38:20 PM »
duck duck goose
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3590 on: September 08, 2012, 10:59:15 PM »

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« Reply #3591 on: September 09, 2012, 06:59:54 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3592 on: September 09, 2012, 12:27:19 PM »
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« Reply #3593 on: September 09, 2012, 12:32:22 PM »
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« Reply #3594 on: September 09, 2012, 03:51:16 PM »
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« Reply #3595 on: September 09, 2012, 05:53:27 PM »
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« Reply #3596 on: September 09, 2012, 11:30:36 PM »
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« Reply #3597 on: September 11, 2012, 10:20:32 AM »

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« Reply #3598 on: September 11, 2012, 10:21:19 AM »
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« Reply #3599 on: September 11, 2012, 10:21:54 AM »
San Francisco has "Chinatown"; Taipei has "Friscotown".

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« Reply #3600 on: September 11, 2012, 10:40:37 AM »
I knew that one would win.
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« Reply #3601 on: September 11, 2012, 03:15:32 PM »
Despite the city not even being in China

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« Reply #3602 on: September 11, 2012, 03:27:51 PM »
Yeah, that's Korean on the storefronts. :lol

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« Reply #3603 on: September 11, 2012, 09:46:53 PM »
Despite the city not even being in China

Yeah..well, I don't speak French, so THERE!!!     ::)
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Re: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW)
« Reply #3604 on: September 11, 2012, 09:47:43 PM »
You're pic.

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