Author Topic: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW) (Read 60799 times)

contest_sanity · « **Reply #3360 on:** July 25, 2012, 12:36:51 PM »

Thx Scorp.

Standings:

Gold
Kingshmegland - 66
bosk1 - 40
tick - 36
Lonestar - 33
Adami - 31
TempusVox - 30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
Zydar - 24
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
gmillerdrake - 11
BlobVanDam - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
The Silent Ham - 9
jingle.boy - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
El Barto - 8
Nick - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Silver
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Eric42434224 - 4
Scorpion - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
chknptpie -3
yorost - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2

Bronze
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contest_sanity · « **Reply #3361 on:** July 25, 2012, 12:37:46 PM »

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3362 on:** July 25, 2012, 12:50:19 PM »

Thank you for pooping in me Mario, but the toilet paper is in another castle.....

Oh crap, I think I clogged the warp pipe.

After a whole day downing mushrooms and spicy fireplants, Mario knew he'd be spending all night on the toilet shooting fireballs.

According to the official report, neighbors had called 911 when they heard Mario late at night banging his head repeatedly on the brick wall while screaming "DING", and when police later arrived at the scene, they found him unconscious with his head in the toilet, unable to revive him. He was rushed to the hospital, but was declared dead upon arrival. Toxicology reports have shown Mario was under the influence of mushrooms at the time. His brother Luigi has stated that Mario had long suffered depression due to being rejected by his long time love, the Princess. Foul play has been ruled out.

Nick · « **Reply #3363 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:06:54 PM »

No dump is too big, a plumber is always on hand!

Drew knew it was time to break up with Arianna when he saw that fucking garbage can she got for the bathroom.

lonestar · « **Reply #3364 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:54:00 PM »

The effects of taking the brown acid.

kingshmegland · « **Reply #3365 on:** July 25, 2012, 07:54:21 PM »

Quote from: contest_sanity on July 25, 2012, 12:37:46 PM

So this is where the "grow large" mushroom is made!

Tick · « **Reply #3366 on:** July 26, 2012, 07:58:25 AM »

From deleted scenes of DTF tours.

kingshmegland · « **Reply #3367 on:** July 26, 2012, 06:19:24 PM »

Quote from: contest_sanity on July 25, 2012, 12:37:46 PM

I just took a Goomba.

TempusVox · « **Reply #3368 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:45:57 PM »

Quote from: contest_sanity on July 25, 2012, 12:37:46 PM

Introducing the J.C. Penney "You'll Probably Always Live In Your Parents Basement" Bathroom Collection.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #3369 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:23:44 AM »

Some really good ones, but Blob took it right out of the gate with:

Quote from: BlobVanDam on July 25, 2012, 12:50:19 PM

Thank you for pooping in me Mario, but the toilet paper is in another castle.....

PM will be sent.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3370 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:06:00 PM »

Thanks!

ok, new pic-

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3371 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:32:05 PM »

Standings-

Gold
Kingshmegland - 66
bosk1 - 40
tick - 36
Lonestar - 33
Adami - 31
TempusVox - 30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
Zydar - 24
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
BlobVanDam - 12
gmillerdrake - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
The Silent Ham - 9
jingle.boy - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
El Barto - 8
Nick - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Silver
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Eric42434224 - 4
Scorpion - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
chknptpie -3
yorost - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2

Bronze
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contest_sanity · « **Reply #3372 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:07:44 PM »

Ms. White prepares for her date with Mr. Black.

Tick · « **Reply #3373 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:39:26 PM »

How else do you think keeping working in show business into your 90's?

contest_sanity · « **Reply #3374 on:** July 27, 2012, 02:01:10 PM »

Kobayashi's worst nightmare.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3375 on:** July 27, 2012, 02:30:43 PM »

Absolutely I can prove Heather Brooke is my grand-daughter!

kingshmegland · « **Reply #3376 on:** July 27, 2012, 06:46:35 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on July 27, 2012, 12:06:00 PM

Betty White worked her way to the top the only way she knew but for some Jewish studio heads, it was not kosher.

lonestar · « **Reply #3377 on:** July 28, 2012, 03:26:55 AM »

In one bite? Bitch please!!!

kingshmegland · « **Reply #3378 on:** July 28, 2012, 08:40:35 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on July 27, 2012, 12:06:00 PM

She grips it like a pro.

Nick · « **Reply #3379 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:10:15 PM »

HEY LOOK GUYS, IT'S AN OLD FAMOUS LADY SHOVING A PIECE OF MEAT IN HER MOUTH! HAR HAR!

lonestar · « **Reply #3380 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:17:18 PM »

Betty halted in shock when she realized there was no mustard on her dog.

kingshmegland · « **Reply #3381 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:59:12 PM »

First dusty muffins and now veiny schlongs.

TempusVox · « **Reply #3382 on:** July 29, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »

The last known photo of Vincent Price

yorost · « **Reply #3383 on:** July 31, 2012, 12:48:06 AM »

Oy. Get me out.

Tick · « **Reply #3384 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:48:00 PM »

"PENIS!"

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3385 on:** August 02, 2012, 11:06:32 AM »

Sorry, forgot about this! My bad.

I hate to play caption tennis with contest_sanity here, but this one got the biggest laugh out of me-

Quote from: contest_sanity on July 27, 2012, 01:07:44 PM

Ms. White prepares for her date with Mr. Black.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #3386 on:** August 03, 2012, 11:32:27 AM »

Thanks, blob.

Standings-

Chicken Sandwiches
Kingshmegland - 66
bosk1 - 40
tick - 36
Lonestar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 31
TempusVox - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
Zydar - 24
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
BlobVanDam - 12
gmillerdrake - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
The Silent Ham - 9
jingle.boy - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
El Barto - 8
Nick - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Waffle Fries
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Eric42434224 - 4
Scorpion - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
chknptpie -3
yorost - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2

Garden Salad
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contest_sanity · « **Reply #3387 on:** August 03, 2012, 11:33:00 AM »

Nick · « **Reply #3388 on:** August 03, 2012, 11:33:49 AM »

Kids have found a fun new way to decide who gets to drink the days juice boxes.

Scorpion · « **Reply #3389 on:** August 03, 2012, 11:38:15 AM »

If I can't have these shots, then nobody should have them!

Sketchy · « **Reply #3390 on:** August 03, 2012, 12:04:30 PM »

"And so I said, that's not how you kill a leopard"

Zydar · « **Reply #3391 on:** August 03, 2012, 12:07:52 PM »

"Hey Johnny, try to get the ball into a cup with your eyes closed.... oh shit".

Scorpion · « **Reply #3392 on:** August 03, 2012, 12:15:19 PM »

Don't worry about the fuzzy faces of the children - it's just a lens flare.

lonestar · « **Reply #3393 on:** August 03, 2012, 02:46:04 PM »

Jeez Billy, the sacred t-Rex rule only works if you're playing.

yorost · « **Reply #3394 on:** August 03, 2012, 05:00:21 PM »

You think we're plastered? ...why can't you make out our faces?

May 19, 2013, 12:22:25 AM

News: A Dramatic Turn Of Events debuted at #8 on the U.S. Billboard Top 200. It has charted as high as #1 in some countries. Congratulations, Dream Theater!

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game V. Bosk told me to (some NSFW) (Read 60799 times)