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Offline Volk9

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Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« on: June 09, 2011, 09:09:57 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

 :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
 
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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 09:41:23 PM »
lol this is awesome! I'd like to try it sometime!

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 09:44:08 PM »
I wanna get a knife like that for cooking.
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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 10:21:26 PM »
This wouldn't have been nearly as good if it weren't all in song form. Just. Fuck. I am proud raging.

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 10:31:13 PM »
So I guess the v in kvlt means vegan.

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 10:54:34 AM »
Awesome.  Just awesome.
     

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 10:57:53 AM »
Cut the tofu, turn the plate
Cut the tofu!

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 10:59:08 AM »
Sacrificing garlic for his art or his saaaaaaaaaauce!!! :lol
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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 11:14:26 AM »
 :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal

Get this guy a food network show pronto!

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 11:42:21 AM »
I kind of want to make that now... :2metal:
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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 11:43:59 AM »
Too awesome.

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Re: Vegan Black Metal Chef!
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 01:13:58 PM »
I like how it seemed like the choruses were determined by any random step that took long enough to need to repeat that specific instruction.
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