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The official razzle thread
« on: June 07, 2011, 01:59:09 PM »
ITT, we discuss the word razzle.  I find that people (including myself) don't really use this word as much as it deserves.  It's a pretty fun word.

"Razzle." 

See?  Okay, go.
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 02:08:47 PM »
dazzle

     

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 02:09:25 PM »
I'll razzle your dazzle all night...


yes i said it
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 02:15:27 PM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 02:23:05 PM »
anyone remember these????....mmmmmmmm  :P



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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 02:50:10 PM »
That's ruddy mysterious

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 03:28:51 PM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »
Razzle is the sex and the foreplay, with some slightly creepy staring.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2011, 04:18:14 PM »
It was late, and I was the only one in the place.  She was working alone.  Kinda pretty, maybe a little too much makeup, but whatever.  I'm not sure what I was even doing there, but what the hell, I didn't have anywhere else to go, and she didn't seem to mind the company.  I sat and pretended to read a little bit, but mostly I was watching her as she tended to all those menial tasks that needed to be done before closing time.

Her hair was nice, her dress was kinda worn, but clean.  I like it when they take care of themselves, make sure they look presentable, even in a place like this where, let's face it, it doesn't really matter.  I'm not gonna delude myself into thinking I'm above it all.  We're all just bidin' time between the womb and the tomb.

She looked over at me, noticed me watching her, and I quickly glanced downward, which was stupid.  Shit.  If you're gonna stare, stare, and let her know it.  I mean, you never know, right?  So I looked back up and made eye contact with her.  She held my gaze for a second, then turned and knocked something off the table.  It was hard to tell... did she do it on purpose?  Was it an accident, distracted as she was?

I couldn't be sure, but with that dress, when she bent over to pick it up, I think I caught just a glimpse of her razzle.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2011, 04:21:25 PM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 03:33:44 AM »
Orbert wins.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 04:44:27 AM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2011, 07:27:24 PM »
anyone remember these????....mmmmmmmm  :P



First thing I thought of. They drive me nuts because I love to chew them initially but then they fuck with you by turning into gum. I just wish I could just chew um and be done!!!
Its torture I tell you...TORTURE!!!! >:(
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2011, 08:02:39 PM »
First It's Candy...


...Then It's Gum

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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2011, 08:05:45 PM »
First It's Candy...


...Then It's Gum

That sounds like a line from your story about three paragraphs later, actually.
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Re: The official razzle thread
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 05:17:58 AM »
...not to be confused with frazzle.
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 06:09:49 AM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2011, 09:58:02 AM »
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2011, 11:02:19 AM »
It was late, and I was the only one in the place.  She was working alone.  Kinda pretty, maybe a little too much makeup, but whatever.  I'm not sure what I was even doing there, but what the hell, I didn't have anywhere else to go, and she didn't seem to mind the company.  I sat and pretended to read a little bit, but mostly I was watching her as she tended to all those menial tasks that needed to be done before closing time.

Her hair was nice, her dress was kinda worn, but clean.  I like it when they take care of themselves, make sure they look presentable, even in a place like this where, let's face it, it doesn't really matter.  I'm not gonna delude myself into thinking I'm above it all.  We're all just bidin' time between the womb and the tomb.

She looked over at me, noticed me watching her, and I quickly glanced downward, which was stupid.  Shit.  If you're gonna stare, stare, and let her know it.  I mean, you never know, right?  So I looked back up and made eye contact with her.  She held my gaze for a second, then turned and knocked something off the table.  It was hard to tell... did she do it on purpose?  Was it an accident, distracted as she was?

I couldn't be sure, but with that dress, when she bent over to pick it up, I think I caught just a glimpse of her razzle.
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2011, 12:03:51 PM »
I have to give credit to Jamesman as well.  It was his interpretation of the word that inspired me to go a little further with it.

Razzle is the sex and the foreplay, with some slightly creepy staring.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2011, 12:06:55 PM »
This thread is lacking zazz.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2011, 12:28:18 PM »
No u.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2011, 12:39:11 PM »
Note to self- don't read DTF first thing in the morning.  My brain is going to be razzled for the rest of the day.

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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2011, 02:50:43 PM »
I gotta agree...its a cool word.. I remember that candy Fo' Shnazzle
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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2011, 03:36:12 PM »
from dictionary.com:

World English Dictionary
razzle  (ˈræz ə l) [Click for IPA pronunciation guide]
 
— n
   informal  ( Brit ) on the razzle , on the razz  out enjoying oneself or celebrating, esp while drinking freely
 
[C20: from razzle-dazzle ]




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Re: The official razzle thread
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 04:35:14 PM »
First thing I thought of. They drive me nuts because I love to chew them initially but then they fuck with you by turning into gum. I just wish I could just chew um and be done!!!
Its torture I tell you...TORTURE!!!! >:(

 :lol....  Pop rocks did that to me....torture I tell ya! >:(

Razzles kicked ass though....