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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #105 on: June 10, 2011, 10:59:50 PM »
Hey stop it

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« Reply #106 on: June 10, 2011, 11:00:46 PM »
Of course it's all just opinion, but I can't see how any of these belong higher than Images and Words
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2011, 11:53:24 PM »
Great choices! Good to see some meat loaf, though I prefer the original BOOH.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #108 on: June 11, 2011, 12:04:26 AM »
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #109 on: June 11, 2011, 12:24:18 AM »
Cool to see Meat Loaf in here, though I wouldn't call it a "pop album" necessarily.  BOOHII is very good.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #110 on: June 11, 2011, 01:25:56 AM »

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #111 on: June 11, 2011, 07:08:01 AM »
"...that's not even music"

Yeah, I've heard that a few times too, friendships and relationships never end well when I hear that.  I hate that closed mindedness.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #112 on: June 11, 2011, 07:23:01 AM »
The most important question here, I feel, is: Is it actually possible to cum blood?

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #113 on: June 11, 2011, 07:48:58 AM »
The most important question here, I feel, is: Is it actually possible to cum blood?
You don't want to know.

Some good albums so far, I'm expecting a lot of Devin to come

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #114 on: June 11, 2011, 07:50:54 AM »
I actually listened to the CC recommendations on Youtube.  Didn't have quite the same revelation as UMH.  I've heard a bit of The Wretched Spawn before so I sorta knew what they were all about.  Bass player is a freaking maniac.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #115 on: June 11, 2011, 09:08:47 AM »
Yeah, Alex is an absolute beast.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #116 on: June 11, 2011, 09:19:29 AM »
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I don't know, I just took that knife and I cut her from her neck down to to her anus. And I cut out the vagina, and I ate it.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #117 on: June 11, 2011, 09:24:59 AM »
Such beautiful lyrics.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #118 on: June 11, 2011, 09:33:28 AM »
That's not even a lyric. That's the audio sample at the beginning of Addicted to Vaginal Skin. The actual lyrics get 10x better.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #119 on: June 11, 2011, 10:52:22 AM »
There's not a single weak lyrical moment on that entire album.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #120 on: June 11, 2011, 05:24:30 PM »
Cool to see Meat Loaf in here, though I wouldn't call it a "pop album" necessarily.  BOOHII is very good.
Agreed on all counts.

But lol Cannibal Corpse. This list just lost credibility, and after it was going so well. :P

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #121 on: June 11, 2011, 05:30:16 PM »
Cannibal Corpse isn't bad. I don't really like them, but they're not terrible.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #122 on: June 11, 2011, 06:16:31 PM »
Cool to see Meat Loaf in here, though I wouldn't call it a "pop album" necessarily.  BOOHII is very good.
Agreed on all counts.

But lol Cannibal Corpse. This list just lost credibility, and after it was going so well. :P
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Stop it.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #123 on: June 11, 2011, 07:13:52 PM »
Cool to see Meat Loaf in here, though I wouldn't call it a "pop album" necessarily.  BOOHII is very good.
Agreed on all counts.

But lol Cannibal Corpse. This list just lost credibility, and after it was going so well. :P

Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #124 on: June 11, 2011, 07:21:02 PM »
Cool to see Meat Loaf in here, though I wouldn't call it a "pop album" necessarily.  BOOHII is very good.
Agreed on all counts.

But lol Cannibal Corpse. This list just lost credibility, and after it was going so well. :P


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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #125 on: June 11, 2011, 07:28:00 PM »
Cannibal Corpse and Deicide are just stereotypical death metal.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #126 on: June 11, 2011, 07:32:48 PM »
Cannibal Corpse and Deicide are just stereotypical death metal.
Stereotypical death metal is better than Cannibal Corpse actually.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #127 on: June 11, 2011, 07:41:06 PM »
I generally prefer technical death metal like The Faceless or Fleshgod Mafia, but there are some decent straight death metal albums out there. granted I wouldn't count any of CC's among them.
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #128 on: June 11, 2011, 07:53:24 PM »
You guys are missing the point. Cannibal Corpse are so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can't help but love them. If you're looking for groundbreaking music, you're not gonna find it with CC. But if you want a brutal sledgehammer to the fucking face, Cannibal Corpse is what you listen to. They're a highly enjoyable novelty band.

In other words,

u guyz takin dem 2 srsly
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #129 on: June 11, 2011, 08:02:34 PM »
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME I'M TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #130 on: June 11, 2011, 08:02:45 PM »
I'm calm now.

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« Reply #131 on: June 11, 2011, 11:49:13 PM »
Stereotypical death metal is better than Cannibal Corpse actually.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #132 on: June 11, 2011, 11:58:46 PM »
I speak for Justin and myself right now, all of you die.


Except Gadough. You're fine.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #133 on: June 12, 2011, 12:01:07 AM »
Alex  :heart

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #134 on: June 12, 2011, 12:01:52 AM »
Okay okay, you don't have to die.


But it would be appreciated and recommended.


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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #135 on: June 12, 2011, 12:02:39 AM »
Well, alright, but only because you said to so nicely. You have such a way with words. *Swoons*  :heart

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #136 on: June 12, 2011, 06:22:50 PM »
Fuck all of you except Alex who knows what's up.

34. Alestorm - Back Through Time


For an album I heard not more than 2 weeks ago, this one was a very quick grower. This is an album that absolutely blew me away on the first listen, and every single one after that. The pirate theme is still as funny as ever after 2 albums of it, and the music is always maturing. One of the best things about this album is the new situations they come up with for the pirates to be a part of. Singing about finding treasure, drinking beer, and having lots of nasty sex with the wenches wouldn't be able to hold audiences forever, of course. My favorite scenario is in the title track where they travel back in time to kick the shit out of the vikings. How much more metal can it get?

Recommended tracks: Back Through Time, Shipwrecked, Barrett's Privateers

33. Anthrax - Spreading the Disease


This album is to Among the Living as Metallica's Ride the Lightning is to Master of Puppets. Everyone loves Among the Living, but people tend to overlook Spreading the Disease, which is a better album with better songs and cooler vocals. Before Joey Belladonna adopted the growlier tone of voice he would make famous on Among the Living, he was another singer going for the Bruce Dickinson vibe. The big change here was these vocals were being used for thrash metal. Metallica, Megadeth, and Slayer were never big on the soaring vocals, opting for more of a yelling style, but Joey could sing, and he could sing with the best of them. To top it off, this is one of the more unique thrash albums from the mid-80s in that the bass is fully audible most of the time, and more focus is on the vocal melodies. It's just a great album that a lot of people tend to skip in favor of the more successful Among the Living.

Recommended tracks: A.I.R, Madhouse, The Enemy

32. Black Sabbath - Paranoid


This is an album that I don't even need to explain. It is a scientific fact that any album with War Pigs, Paranoid, Iron Man, Electric Funeral, and Hand of Doom on it is going to be pretty fucking good. 'Nuff said.

Recommended tracks: The ones I listed up there, but the whole album's amazing.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #137 on: June 12, 2011, 06:44:01 PM »
Black Sabbath FTW

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #138 on: June 12, 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
Never liked Alestorm. Anthrax are pretty cool, and the Black Sabbath album is always a classic.

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Re: Top 50 Albums: The UMH Experience
« Reply #139 on: June 12, 2011, 06:53:42 PM »
Just listened to Shipwrecked. WHERE HAS THIS BAND BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?