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Offline SPNKr

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My account turns 50
« on: June 03, 2011, 07:45:07 PM »
As in 50 days.



Woot.
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Offline zxlkho

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 07:48:39 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »
Times like these, I'm glad to be your father.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 07:52:45 PM »
woot I'm only 22
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 07:58:32 PM »
I couldn't pass the opportunity to have a thread about my account turning 50. No sir. Here's to the next 50 *clinks wine glasses*
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 07:59:40 PM »
I still don't get it.
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 08:02:08 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 08:02:55 PM »
OH I got it. I'm at 105 days.
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 08:07:36 PM »
98 and 12 hours. Hittin the big 100 soon. :metal
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 08:09:10 PM »
207 days, 9 hours, 34 minutes.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 04:41:52 PM by Dimitrius »
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2011, 08:10:12 PM »
3 days  :(

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2011, 08:13:48 PM »
Quote from: 73109 on June 03, 2011, 08:07:36 PM
98 and 12 hours. Hittin the big 100 soon. :metal

 :D So happy for you!
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 08:22:57 PM »
131 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2011, 08:23:44 PM »
16 days, 10 hours.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2011, 08:34:00 PM »
Just 6 days! and 23 hours and 30 mins.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2011, 08:48:40 PM »
48. I can feel the midlife crisis setting in.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2011, 08:52:25 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on June 03, 2011, 08:48:40 PM
48. I can feel the midlife crisis setting in.

It's ok man...we all go through it.

You know what you need? A new avatar, personal text, and signature. Just get it out of your system, have that little fling, and get back on the ground.
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Offline SPNKr

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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 09:04:10 PM »
:lol
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Re: My account gets more tail than yours ever did.
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2011, 09:21:32 PM »
40 days, 18 hours and 54 minutes, say whut?
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2011, 12:01:21 AM »
171 days, 16 hours, and 44 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2011, 01:11:35 AM »
It's kinda funny that after leaving well over a year ago, BlobVanDam is still second with most log in time, and still in the top 10 of posts.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2011, 01:29:20 AM »
^ Heh yeah, he was quite the fuckin' spammer ey.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2011, 01:34:30 AM »
190 days, 10 hours and 40 minutes.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2011, 05:29:04 AM »
Total time logged in: 33 days, 19 hours and 30 minutes.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2011, 12:31:18 PM »
8 days, 8 hours, 33 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2011, 12:44:14 PM »
37:10:18 here  :tup
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2011, 12:46:51 PM »
Only 6 days lol
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2011, 12:49:20 PM »
98 days, 3 hours and 2 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2011, 12:52:49 PM »
25 days, 18 hours and 57 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2011, 06:27:47 PM »
3 days, 3 hours and 7 minutes
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2011, 06:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on June 04, 2011, 01:34:30 AM
190 days, 10 hours and 40 minutes.

Holy shit!

31 days for me.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2011, 06:55:04 PM »
9 days, 20 hours and 1 minutes
and only 100 posts
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2011, 07:01:05 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on June 04, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
9 days, 20 hours and 1 minutes
and only 100 posts

Sad.
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2011, 05:08:05 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on June 04, 2011, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Zydar on June 04, 2011, 01:34:30 AM
190 days, 10 hours and 40 minutes.

Holy shit!

31 days for me.

You're an old fogey before actually "being" an old fogey. :lol
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Re: My account turns 50
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2011, 05:13:55 PM »
167 days. That's 167 days of my life I have spent on this forum, discussing Dream Theater, homoeroticism, poop and the list goes on.


That's 167 days I could have spent out there.

In the world.


Exploring.


Living.


Loving.



Shit, there's a glare on my screen from the nice sunny day outside. Hold on, I need to close my blinds.



That's better. Where was I?
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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