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Offline Chino

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Greatest speech ever.
« on: June 02, 2011, 06:07:08 PM »
Only falling short to the President's speech in Independence Day. (except this one is real).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 06:18:27 PM by Chino »

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 06:10:44 PM »
OH MY GOD

This kid is my new favorite person.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 06:16:28 PM »
If the link isn't taking you to the video and you don't have a smartphone, here's an alternate link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 06:18:44 PM »
If the link isn't taking you to the video and you don't have a smartphone, here's an alternate link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs

Thanks. Fix'd.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 06:20:21 PM »
Heard this on the radio this morning.  I'm surprised it doesn't have more views.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 06:21:01 PM »
I hope this goes viral. Could be more entertaining than Rebecca Black.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 06:22:17 PM »
If the link isn't taking you to the video and you don't have a smartphone, here's an alternate link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs

Thanks. Fix'd.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 06:22:31 PM »
Nice

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 06:23:33 PM »
If the link isn't taking you to the video and you don't have a smartphone, here's an alternate link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs

Thanks. Fix'd.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 06:23:47 PM »
I FEEL HAPPY OF MYSELF
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 06:24:59 PM »
Bike Kid for President.   :hefdaddy

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 06:25:28 PM »
"THUMBS UP FOR EVERYBODY, AND ROCK & ROLL!"
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2011, 06:29:37 PM »
This has so much meme potential.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 06:31:19 PM »
Yeah, this is gonna explode in no time.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2011, 06:35:40 PM »
OMG, the background music is the best.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 06:38:20 PM »
Trying too hard to be a viral video.

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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
Trying too hard to be a viral video.
I highly doubt that was the intent when this video was filmed.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 06:45:29 PM »
Trying too hard to be a viral video.
I highly doubt that was the intent when this video was filmed.

I think Orcus means the promotion of it. And I agree.

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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 06:46:57 PM »
The way the guy was egging the kid on made it feel kinda scripted.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 06:48:00 PM »
Yea, Orc's revue of a girl on girl's video production would make anybody limp.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 06:48:38 PM »
The way the guy was egging the kid on made it feel kinda scripted.

Sounded to me like a father who was just encouraging his kid...
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 06:49:24 PM »
This was amusing, but we don't the obligatory music videos and remixes and shit that are about to come.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 06:54:53 PM »
The way the guy was egging the kid on made it feel kinda scripted.

That too.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2011, 06:57:46 PM »
The way the guy was egging the kid on made it feel kinda scripted.

Sounded to me like a father who was just encouraging his kid...
That too.  First time the kid rode his bike, and he was filming.  Totally believable.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 07:30:56 PM »
I love how this video has already tripled in views since I first saw it a little over an hour ago. :p
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2011, 01:04:37 PM »
This was amusing, but we don't the obligatory music videos and remixes and shit that are about to come.

Are you sure you didn't accidentally the whole thing?

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2011, 01:39:18 PM »
This was amusing, but we don't the obligatory music videos and remixes and shit that are about to come.

Are you sure you didn't accidentally the whole thing?
What we need to keep in mind is that he doesn't afraid of anything.

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« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2011, 01:41:44 PM »
This was amusing, but we don't the obligatory music videos and remixes and shit that are about to come.

Are you sure you didn't accidentally the whole thing?
What we need to keep in mind is that he doesn't afraid of anything.

But what if he was a zombie?
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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2011, 03:03:58 PM »
Not to go too off-topic, but no, THIS is the greatest speech ever:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc
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Re: No ravenheart. You are the demons.
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2011, 03:05:49 PM »
This was amusing, but we don't the obligatory music videos and remixes and shit that are about to come.

Are you sure you didn't accidentally the whole thing?
What we need to keep in mind is that he doesn't afraid of anything.

But what if he was a zombie?
Then he's okay.



Unless, you a zombie.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2011, 03:29:47 PM »
I proof read that like 10 times and I still fucking missed a word. Goddamnit.

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2011, 04:48:58 PM »
Yea, Orc's revue of a girl on girl's video production would make anybody limp.
:lol

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Re: Greatest speech ever.
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2011, 07:56:34 AM »
I FEEL HAPPY OF MYSELF
This is the best we can hope for in life.  Other than, of course, to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2011, 08:36:23 AM »
I FEEL HAPPY OF MYSELF
This is the best we can hope for in life.  Other than, of course, to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Barbarians don't know the definition of lamentation! :lol  That line has always made me laugh.
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