The Man Code

[black_biff_stadler]

Isn't Chris Evert available?

Fuck that! Where's Billie Jean King when you need her?

[King Postwhore]

Isn't Chris Evert available?

Fuck that! Where's Billie Jean King when you need her?

I 'd rather sleep with Bobby Riggs.

[black_biff_stadler]

Isn't Chris Evert available?

Fuck that! Where's Billie Jean King when you need her?

I 'd rather sleep with Bobby Riggs.

Golly, who wouldn't? I heard it's like he's smuggling a coffee table leg in his tennis shorts.

[bosk1]

Isn't Chris Evert available?

Fuck that! Where's Billie Jean King when you need her?

I 'd rather sleep with Bobby Gerald Riggs.

I knew you were a football fan, but that's ridiculous.

[black_biff_stadler]

Isn't Chris Evert available?

Fuck that! Where's Billie Jean King when you need her?

I 'd rather sleep with Bobby Gerald Riggs.

I knew you were a football fan, but that's ridiculous.

Heh, perhaps the young man wants to see a Falcon's bird.

[orcus116]

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at this:

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

[King Postwhore]

Well, maybe John Riggins but I'm on top.

[Gadough]

27. Never dutch treat.

Never dutch treat? Jen, humor me...wtf does that mean???

[Aramatheis]

27. Never dutch treat.

Never dutch treat? Jen, humor me...wtf does that mean???

when the chick pays for everything


edit: by the by, my name is Jen

[Silver Tears]

I thought it was when you all pay your own share?

[King Postwhore]

I thought it was when you all pay your own share?

Yes.  Gadough, you are so screwed.  Brush up so you know all about girls and such.....

[Aramatheis]

I thought it was when you all pay your own share?

my bad, you're right

[Silver Tears]

The idea of a girl paying for everything is just ridiculous. 

[Sigz]

Psh, woman better pay for everything. She's lucky I'm not charging her just to be around me.



*in this case 'woman' is non-existent, for self-evident reasons

[Aramatheis]

The idea of a girl paying for everything is just ridiculous. 

I dunno, I wouldn't mind it if the fairer sex payed for my meals

[Dimitrius]

The idea of a girl paying for everything is just ridiculous. 

But it can happen. I've been present for such occasions...

[Silver Tears]

 

[JosephAOI]

The girl I like that I've been hanging out with has paid for me a couple times. And she picks me up and drops me off every time. Makes me feel shitty 

[Silver Tears]

Hey nothing wrong with that, I was totally taking the piss, women should pay their share at least

[Aramatheis]

The girl I like that I've been hanging out with has paid for me a couple times. And she picks me up and drops me off every time. Makes me feel shitty 

get her a gift if/when you can afford it; tell her it may not be enough to make up for her kindness, but that it shows your appreciation

[Silver Tears]

^^ someone's a romantic

[Aramatheis]

 

Chicks Respectable single ladies like that, don't they?

[Silver Tears]

They do tend to, yes

[King Postwhore]

Don't worry guys.....they pay for it later.

[JosephAOI]

The girl I like that I've been hanging out with has paid for me a couple times. And she picks me up and drops me off every time. Makes me feel shitty 

get her a gift if/when you can afford it; tell her it may not be enough to make up for her kindness, but that it shows your appreciation

Thanks man, I'll definitely do that!

[Aramatheis]

Don't worry guys.....they pay for it later.

The girl I like that I've been hanging out with has paid for me a couple times. And she picks me up and drops me off every time. Makes me feel shitty 

get her a gift if/when you can afford it; tell her it may not be enough to make up for her kindness, but that it shows your appreciation

Thanks man, I'll definitely do that!

haha, no problem.
like tahlia said, i'm a romantic

i love that shit

[Silver Tears]

Don't worry guys.....they pay for it later.

That sounds really sinister 

[JosephAOI]

Don't worry guys.....they pay for it later.

The girl I like that I've been hanging out with has paid for me a couple times. And she picks me up and drops me off every time. Makes me feel shitty 

get her a gift if/when you can afford it; tell her it may not be enough to make up for her kindness, but that it shows your appreciation

Thanks man, I'll definitely do that!

haha, no problem.
like tahlia said, i'm a romantic

i love that shit

I do too but i'm not really in that headspace with this girl because we aren't quite on romantic terms unfortunately.

[King Postwhore]

Don't worry guys.....they pay for it later.

That sounds really sinister 

Or that's what my wife just said.  She paying the price for marrying me.

[Silver Tears]

 

[Aramatheis]

I do too but i'm not really in that headspace with this girl because we aren't quite on romantic terms unfortunately.

still, i think it's a nice gesture

although it's up to you whether you think it's required

[JosephAOI]

I do too but i'm not really in that headspace with this girl because we aren't quite on romantic terms unfortunately.

still, i think it's a nice gesture

although it's up to you whether you think it's required

Agreed. I think i'm gonna let my debt mount up to a bit more so I can gets her something a bit more than a card or something tiny like that 

[Silver Tears]

Yeah it's still a nice thing to do anyway

[Orbert]

I do too but i'm not really in that headspace with this girl because we aren't quite on romantic terms unfortunately.

still, i think it's a nice gesture

although it's up to you whether you think it's required

Agreed. I think i'm gonna let my debt mount up to a bit more so I can gets her something a bit more than a card or something tiny like that 

Give her some orgasms.  Big huge ones.  Girls like that.

[Quadrochosis]

lol this thread