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Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« on: May 28, 2011, 04:47:59 PM »
I walked down to my basement about 3 hour ago to discover my freezer door was ajar. I open the door and its totally soaked in there! All my meat, ice cream, frozen foods pretty much completely thawed! I am throwing around a few F bombs realizing I  left the freezer door open yesterday and probably ruined quite a bit of meat and thus quite a bit of money.
So I check the stuff and find its not completely thawed out. Its actually at the stage where I would start to cook it.
So what was I to do?
Well, at this moment,
I have 5 pork loin roasts in a crock pot to make pulled pork.
A 6 pound Chicken in my rotisserie.
A family pack of wings in the oven for buffalo wings.
A bunch of seasoned pork chops on the grill.
A bunch of split chicken breasts on my other grill.
A 20 pound Turkey still defrosting to be cooked tomorrow.
I am doing my best to make a bad situation as good as possible what man what a couple of hours the last two have been.
I need another beer!!!
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 05:36:23 PM by tick »
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 04:49:33 PM »
Invite some people over and have a good time.

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 04:50:40 PM »
Just chillout man, you need to stay cool and try not to get so hot-headed over the situation
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 04:51:26 PM »
Hey, any day with pulled pork is a good day. :metal

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »
That still suck.  That a lot of meat to cook and eat in a short time before it spoils.
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 04:55:19 PM »
Invite me over, I'll eat your meat.

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 04:57:26 PM »
I should also add, I made the burgers I had planned for dinner in addition to all the other stuff!
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 04:59:39 PM »
Just chillout man, you need to stay cool and try not to get so hot-headed over the situation
I'm not now. I was pissed off initially cause I defrosted my entire freezer. Then I started cooking my ass off!!! :metal
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 05:01:45 PM »
I should also add, I made the burgers I had planned for dinner in addition to all the other stuff!

Slide that meat between two buns and I'll taste it afterward.

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 05:02:15 PM »
Just chillout man, you need to stay cool and try not to get so hot-headed over the situation
I'm not now. I was pissed off initially cause I defrosted my entire freezer. Then I started cooking my ass off!!! :metal

 I say with all that meat, go epic mealtime and make something awesome :metal(needs bacon though)
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 05:07:22 PM »
inb4 Devin Townsend reference
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 05:09:40 PM »
I'm sensing a burger like KFC's Double Down in your future.
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2011, 05:37:13 PM »
I'd be all over that meat in a heartbeat

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2011, 05:38:16 PM »
COOK EVERYTHING NOW!!!

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2011, 05:39:22 PM »
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2011, 05:50:32 PM »
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2011, 05:53:07 PM »
All he can think of is pounding his own meat.
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2011, 06:09:26 PM »
I think he just wants to take the meat out now

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2011, 06:17:06 PM »
Penis
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2011, 06:22:49 PM »
That one kid from Burger King or whatever that stole your quarters probably left it open.

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2011, 07:34:00 PM »
That one kid from Burger King or whatever that stole your quarters probably left it open.
I'll cook him too! :metal
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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2011, 07:38:31 PM »
haha meat = penis haha

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Re: Its Kind Of A Disaster!
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2011, 07:46:28 PM »
haha meat = penis haha
Maybe in your house. In mine, its steak, pork, chicken, and bacon!
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