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Offline TheMadgician

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Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« on: May 27, 2011, 08:02:10 AM »
So I woke up, decided I'd like a nice bowl of tomato soup and a grilled cheese. Though that'd be a great breakfast. So I'm sitting here eating. Plate and bowl placed on my small table. But I had them placed well. Or so I thought. I take a couple spoon fulls of tomato soup, then set the spoon down on the bowl (the bowl's big around, the spoon has a habit of falling in)

I turn away from my meal for a moment to look at the computer. SPLOOSH. I look down. The bowl is on the floor and tomato soup is everywhere. Fuck.

To make matters worse, I make my condensed tomato soup with milk rather than water. I also hardly clean my room so there's stuff everywhere. This is going to be a bit of an endeavor.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 08:17:32 AM »
This is something to inform strangers about after it has been cleaned up.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 08:22:39 AM »
Procrastinating like a mother fucker. Also currently operating paper towels with my feel with I operate the computer with my hands.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 11:50:28 AM »
Just clean up the shit, all in all, it won't take more than 5 minutes.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 02:40:41 PM »
Quote from: TheMadgician on May 27, 2011, 08:02:10 AM
tomato soup is everywhere. Fuck.
:lol :lol :lol
Attack of The Killer Mighty Tomato Soup  :loser:
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 07:30:06 PM »
Had a similar experience yesterday. I decided to go into the kitchen to make myself a peanut butter sandwich, because they're delicious. I look at where we usually keep the bread and there's no bread there. I figure, "Well, that's really weird," and I decide to cook up some pizza rolls instead. I took them out of the oven because they were sizzling like a motherfucker, but they still had three minutes to go, and it showed, so I attempted to put them back in the oven. My hand decided "Nope. FUCK YOU," and the pan slipped and I ended up throwing pizza rolls all over the floor and in the oven. Long story short, I decided to make some pasta instead (and I damn near scalded myself with the boiling water).

Later, I looked in the cupboard, and there was bread there, in the exact same spot I had looked earlier. What the fuck?
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 08:13:40 PM »
If it's in the carpet, you're pretty much fucked!!  I'd suggest turning the computer off and concentrating on the mess, good luck.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 10:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on May 27, 2011, 07:30:06 PM
Had a similar experience yesterday. I decided to go into the kitchen to make myself a peanut butter sandwich, because they're delicious. I look at where we usually keep the bread and there's no bread there. I figure, "Well, that's really weird," and I decide to cook up some pizza rolls instead. I took them out of the oven because they were sizzling like a motherfucker, but they still had three minutes to go, and it showed, so I attempted to put them back in the oven. My hand decided "Nope. FUCK YOU," and the pan slipped and I ended up throwing pizza rolls all over the floor and in the oven. Long story short, I decided to make some pasta instead (and I damn near scalded myself with the boiling water).

Later, I looked in the cupboard, and there was bread there, in the exact same spot I had looked earlier. What the fuck?

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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 08:27:52 PM »
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 03:48:58 PM »
Welp. Just dumped a plate of beef and brocoli over rice and soy sauce. Fucking. God dammit.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 03:50:53 PM »
Fucking gravity, man
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 03:51:20 PM »
Nice.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2011, 03:52:16 PM »
Quote from: TheMadgician on May 30, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Welp. Just dumped a plate of beef and brocoli over rice and soy sauce. Fucking. God dammit.

Maybe you shouldn't eat wherever you are eating that has carpet.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2011, 03:59:17 PM »
Yeah, I really need to clean off my table so this stops happening. It's gotten covered with junk forcing my plates and bowls to the edge of the table. But even then, it should be enough. But apparently not when gravity says fuck you.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2011, 04:44:38 PM »
Quote from: TheMadgician on May 30, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Welp. Just dumped a plate of beef and brocoli over rice and soy sauce. Fucking. God dammit.

WTF is wrong with you??  :P
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2011, 05:17:04 PM »
A whole host of things for sure. None of which should be relevant to this. But apparently are.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2011, 05:35:50 PM »
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2011, 05:42:52 PM »
Fuck. Fucking. Fuck. Fuckin' love you, man. No homo.
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Re: Well, that's a bad way to start the morning. OR. How gravity trolled me.
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