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Offline MetalMike06

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Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« on: May 26, 2011, 10:28:04 PM »
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Mail carrier who defecated in yard gets to keep job

PORTLAND, Ore. - A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired.

The incident happened last month at a home in southeast Portland and a neighbor, Don Derfler, captured the man in the act with his camera.

Derfler had been waiting for his babysitter when he saw his mailman acting odd at his neighbor's house across the street. The postal worker then pulled down his pants and that's when Derfler began snapping pictures.

"We trust people like the postal service and meter readers and people of that nature," Derfler told us when we interviewed him in April. "To come on to our property and to defecate - it's just wrong."

The incident was an embarrassment to the post office and the worker was immediately placed on unpaid leave. Now, a decision has been made to keep the worker but he will be transferred to a different route.

A spokesperson said the administrative action was taken based on a postal service investigation but he did not elaborate. He also did not say which route the mail carrier has been assigned to cover.


https://www.komonews.com/news/local/122672324.html#13064589878421&if_height=255

Don't know whether to  :lol or  :(

Even though the act itself is pretty awful, I'm also sorta disturbed that the guy started taking pictures...of this.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 10:32:02 PM »
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 10:44:52 PM »
It must be nice to sit in those nice federal offices, away from the everyday man and decide something like this can simply be glazed over. One mailman shits in a yard and you just transfer them. Then another does it, and another...

Just keep transferring them around and no one will care that one day 5% of mailmen are shitting in people's yards, literally dedicating on the lives of gardeners everywhere.

I bet the guy on top, the Postmaster doesn't think this will ever be a problem, but I bet, one day, this is going to bite them in the same ass that shat in this yard. 

And FFS, this could all be avoided if they just let them marry fucking toilets like god intended.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 11:01:46 PM »
Was his name Cliff Claven?
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 11:31:24 PM »
Is this a catholic Post Office?
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 11:32:29 PM »
Quote from: MetalMike06 on May 26, 2011, 10:28:04 PM
Even though the act itself is pretty awful, I'm also sorta disturbed that the guy started taking pictures...of this.

I would have, too, because I'd want some kind of proof that it happened.  So when I called the cops on the bastard, they wouldn't think I was crazy.  With the evidence right there, obviously they would fire him.  Oh wait.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 01:28:11 AM »
Maybe he was sick. 
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 01:28:48 AM »
What a shitty thing to do.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 01:29:52 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 27, 2011, 01:28:48 AM
What a shitty thing to do.
Literally!!  ;)
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2011, 01:52:46 AM »
Quote from: SnakeEyes on May 27, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Maybe he was sick. 

this is what I'm thinking.  Must be the reason he kept his job.  Doesn't seem like the guy was trying to be a jerk.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2011, 01:55:17 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 27, 2011, 01:28:48 AM
What a shitty thing to do.
Well, I don't think we should be so quick to give him a bunch of shit.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 04:41:58 AM »
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 05:26:50 AM »
Quote from: MetalMike06 on May 26, 2011, 10:28:04 PM
Even though the act itself is pretty awful, I'm also sorta disturbed that the guy started taking pictures...of this.

I probably would have taken pictures, too. Seriously, if you were to call into the post office and say "The mailman shit on my neighbour's lawn," they likely wouldn't believe you and even if they did, no action would be taken without some form of proof.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 06:12:27 AM »
Quote from: 7StringedBeast on May 27, 2011, 01:52:46 AM
Quote from: SnakeEyes on May 27, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Maybe he was sick.  

this is what I'm thinking.  Must be the reason he kept his job.  Doesn't seem like the guy was trying to be a jerk.

+1

i mean in the end we don't know, but taking in the fact that he wasn't fired, it seems to be a reasonably practical explanation. i don't understand why people think that this incident wouldn't be investigated into simply because he works for the post office.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2011, 07:03:15 AM »
ya...both sides of the coin here people....if he had to go, he had to go...or what?
Shit himself?

If he'd used the mail to wipe...then maybe I'd say he was trying to be a jerk.



I wonder if this house was the 2nd on his route?
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2011, 09:56:33 AM »
Yeah, I thought about that later.  Middle of the day, he's on his route, deep into the neighborhoods, nowhere near a gas station, restaurant, or any place with a public restroom, and suddenly he's really, really gotta go.  Numero Dos.  Find a spot where he hopes no one is looking.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2011, 10:02:01 AM »
The newspaper boy urinated in my driveway last month :| He's in the 60s or 70s though, so maybe he has trouble with his bladder :|
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2011, 10:03:00 AM »
Quote from: Nic35 on May 27, 2011, 10:02:01 AM
The newspaper boy urinated in my driveway last month :| He's in the 60s or 70s though, so maybe he has trouble with his bladder :|

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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2011, 10:06:43 AM »
Yeah I didn't know how to say it  :|
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2011, 10:12:25 AM »
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2011, 10:28:26 AM »
Quote from: Nic35 on May 27, 2011, 10:02:01 AM
The newspaper boy urinated in my driveway last month :| He's in the 60s or 70s though, so maybe he has trouble with his bladder :|

Did you tell him to piss off?
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2011, 10:43:59 AM »
Yeah, we don't know the circumstances.  Like someone else said, if the guy was on his route and then he suddenly had to go for whatever reason, what's he supposed to do?  Crap himself?  And, walk around like that all day? 
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2011, 11:52:55 AM »
ya....because people raise such a stink about a rottweiler pinching a loaf on their lawn....the mailman...who, is often chased by said rottweiler may need to do the same from time to time

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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2011, 12:43:33 PM »
clearly the guy was in a bind.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2011, 04:11:09 PM »
Yeah, maybe the guy was sick. Or maybe it was a case of walker's/runner's diarrhea?

quick explanation: https://walking.about.com/cs/med/a/sensstools.htm
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2011, 07:35:42 PM »
Who needs fertilizer! The mailman delivers!
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2011, 07:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Aramatheis on May 27, 2011, 04:11:09 PM
Yeah, maybe the guy was sick. Or maybe it was a case of walker's/runner's diarrhea?

quick explanation: https://walking.about.com/cs/med/a/sensstools.htm

If this was the case, he could, you know, ask the people if he could use the restroom or some shit.

Get it i said shit olol
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2011, 08:08:45 PM »
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on May 28, 2011, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Aramatheis on May 27, 2011, 04:11:09 PM
Yeah, maybe the guy was sick. Or maybe it was a case of walker's/runner's diarrhea?

quick explanation: https://walking.about.com/cs/med/a/sensstools.htm

If this was the case, he could, you know, ask the people if he could use the restroom or some shit.

Get it i said shit olol

He may not have had enough time to do so. In that case, he would've shat his pants, and then wouldn't have been able to continue with his job.

So doing in a bush was an unfortunate consequence, but IMO, the lesser of two evils.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2011, 07:13:43 PM »
Quote from: tick on May 28, 2011, 07:35:42 PM
Who needs fertilizer! The mailman delivers!
:lol

Quote from: Aramatheis on May 27, 2011, 04:11:09 PM
Yeah, maybe the guy was sick. Or maybe it was a case of walker's/runner's diarrhea?

quick explanation: https://walking.about.com/cs/med/a/sensstools.htm
This.
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Re: Postman poops in yard, keeps job
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2011, 11:46:17 AM »
This is hilarious
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