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Offline Birch Boy

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Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« on: May 25, 2011, 08:01:49 PM »
Title says it all. I haven't posted in a while, but I've been on Facebook obviously. Anyway, get to the lolz and give me an awesome name for a reason I need new numbers.

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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 08:02:37 PM »
Though half my phone is gone, the broken half remains. I cannot retrieve my numbers. I cannot retrieve my numbers. I cannot retrieve my numbers.
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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 08:02:51 PM »
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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 08:04:39 PM »
It has a *New Numbers Smell* to it.

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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2011, 08:11:03 PM »
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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 08:17:37 PM »
I have some terrible news for everyone...I regret to inform you that...I'm an idiot and destroyed/broke/killed/lost my phone and need your numbers and I'm too lazy to ask you all on a one on one basis so I created this page even though I probably wont text or call half of you

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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 08:21:42 PM »
How about "I am socially important and need to verify that by acquiring as many phone numbers as possible. Also, bring sex"

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Re: Funny Spin on "New Phone, Need Numbers" group name needed
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 08:28:08 PM »
How about "I am socially important and need to verify that by acquiring as many phone numbers as possible. Also, bring sex"
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