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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2011, 03:45:48 PM »
I'd be a Honey Badger. Honey Badger dont give a shit. It is a complete 180 from my personallity now... and i deserve it :D
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2011, 03:48:44 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2011, 07:31:19 AM »
I would like to be reincarnated as a 38DD bra.  No, it isn't living, so if I'm going with something living, I say reincarnate me as Peter North.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2011, 09:55:17 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 27, 2011, 07:31:19 AM
reincarnate me as Peter North.

If you are reincarnated as Peter North with erectile disfunction, can we call you Peter South?
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2011, 11:20:14 AM »
If that were to happen, you might as well shoot me and let reincarnation try again.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2011, 11:27:45 AM »
Probably a Charmander.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2011, 11:28:26 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2011, 12:00:15 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 27, 2011, 07:31:19 AM
I would like to be reincarnated as a 38DD bra.  No, it isn't living, so if I'm going with something living, I say reincarnate me as Peter North.
If that does happen, let me in on his special "big load" diet.
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