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Offline Volk9

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If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« on: May 24, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »
Quick rules:

1). Not something you wanna be ("VELOCIRAPTOR"!), but something that genuinely reflects your personality, quality of life, etc.

2). Something living prefereably ("I wanna be a rock!")




I figured that im highly sarcastic and use dry humor extensively, so I'd end up being....














A cactus. Dry humor, sarcastic/ironic in the sense im full of water, but stuck in a desert...Rina said it was because I was a prick :\
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 09:09:05 PM »
An emu.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 09:10:09 PM »
I pandu. Cute, lovable, smart, but I'll bite your face off if you fuck with me.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 09:16:59 PM »
i wuld be a sasqatch because i am really basically the tuffest but i am also really nice like in harry and the hendersons and also funny like in harry and the hendersons and did i mention im just a little bit cRaZy?!!?!?! (lol!!!)
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 09:33:36 PM »
I would be reborn as the wind

cause i just broke it




But really, probably a cat. A lazy one, at that.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 09:35:36 PM »
A Shoe.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 10:03:33 PM »
A herd leading, male, African elephant (with huge tusks).
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 12:17:58 AM »
Quote from: Chino on May 24, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
A herd leading, male, African elephant (with huge tusks).
Or a lemming.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2011, 01:17:44 AM »
I would reborn as a condom because I have no feelings, I like sex, and I'm flexible...
« Last Edit: May 25, 2011, 03:05:45 AM by The Silent Cody »
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 02:44:00 AM »
Stone velociraptor
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 04:57:54 AM »
I'm an asshole.  I'll probably become someone's anus.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 05:04:06 AM »
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I'm an asshole.  I'll probably become someone's anus.

Well I'm a dick... anyone here who's a pussy, beware.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 07:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Xanthul on May 25, 2011, 05:04:06 AM
Quote from: Super Dude on May 25, 2011, 04:57:54 AM
I'm an asshole.  I'll probably become someone's anus.

Well I'm a dick... anyone here who's a pussy, beware.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2011, 07:15:46 AM »
something arrogant and abrasive? hmm...







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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 07:21:17 AM »
Sloth.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 08:25:27 AM »
Can I just be a house cat? Sleep all day, chase balls of paper around, jump in and out of boxes, get away with swatting and scratching my owners ha
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2011, 08:26:25 AM »
Quote from: Nefyn on May 25, 2011, 07:21:17 AM
Sloth.

I wanted to post this, but then I read that it is an excellent swimmer. I fail at that.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 08:38:20 AM »
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 08:48:50 AM »
Some kind of prasite maybe. Make someone's life hell for awhile. Or maybe a spider. Sneak into some girls room. Crawl around on a wall until they freak the fuck out. Then scurry away. Rinse and repeat until crying.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 08:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 25, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
Quote from: Nefyn on May 25, 2011, 07:21:17 AM
Sloth.

I wanted to post this, but then I read that it is an excellent swimmer. I fail at that.

I find that rather hard to believe.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 09:21:23 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on May 25, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
Quote from: Zydar on May 25, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
Quote from: Nefyn on May 25, 2011, 07:21:17 AM
Sloth.

I wanted to post this, but then I read that it is an excellent swimmer. I fail at that.

I find that rather hard to believe.

a quick google returned this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1Ws0JSd2U

he doesn't seem to be going anywhere lol
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 09:24:07 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

"Despite their adaptation to living in trees, sloths make competent swimmers."

Okay they are competent, but still better than me.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2011, 09:39:42 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on May 25, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
Quote from: Zydar on May 25, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
Quote from: Nefyn on May 25, 2011, 07:21:17 AM
Sloth.

I wanted to post this, but then I read that it is an excellent swimmer. I fail at that.

I find that rather hard to believe.

i don't know why, but i picture you being a llama, gadough





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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2011, 09:43:26 AM »
I picture Gadough being a cute puppy with sunglasses.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2011, 11:14:57 AM »
Llama.

edit: ninja'd, but still stands.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2011, 11:48:13 AM »
A pig, so I can end up BEING bacon. :metal
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2011, 01:26:17 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 25, 2011, 11:48:13 AM
A pig, so I can end up BEING bacon. :metal

That's pretty zen actually.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2011, 01:34:47 PM »
Quote from: ricky on May 25, 2011, 09:39:42 AM
Quote from: Gadough on May 25, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
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Sloth.

I wanted to post this, but then I read that it is an excellent swimmer. I fail at that.

I find that rather hard to believe.

i don't know why, but i picture you being a llama, gadough







The fuck? :lol
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2011, 01:36:02 PM »
Houndoom
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2011, 01:44:43 PM »
A thundercloud.

Right now I worry too much about keeping the peace; keeping other people happy.

Karma would want me to take some time to wreak some havoc and see how the other half live.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 01:56:50 PM »
A Kangaroo
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« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
I'd be reborn as Nick, because I've failed so hard in this life.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2011, 03:42:45 PM »
 :rollin


A well-hung millionaire with wings.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2011, 03:51:54 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on May 25, 2011, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: lonestar on May 25, 2011, 11:48:13 AM
A pig, so I can end up BEING bacon. :metal

That's pretty zen actually.
And good payback for all the animals I've put on the flame.
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Re: If You Were Reincarnated, What Would Karma Recreate You As?
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »
Some sort of cat. Cats think very highly of themselves and are often undeserving of it.
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