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Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"Me: "How?"Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.
i always wanted to hit you
Mijn luchtkussenboot zit vol paling.
As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
Zydar is my new hero. I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.
Zydar, when I saw you had posted last ITT, I clicked the link with anticipation to see what you had come up with. Seeing you empty-handed has greatly disappointed me.
Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.
Quote from: Janet1234 on March 26, 2011, 08:46:03 PMI AM A GUYYou're a fucking stupid bitch.
I AM A GUY
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
I imagined the story to go more like this.I was sitting a traffic light blaring Space Dye Vest and next to me in another car was Kevin Moore. And I'll never be open again.
I felt its length in quite a few places.
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This thread is headed for a very early death.
Global Laziness: Speaks for Canada
I walked down a spiral staircase in 19/16 in honor of Tom Sawyer and now I'm in crutches.
Quote from: ZBomber on September 05, 2011, 04:53:32 PMThe only thing I enjoy more than Frengers is pleasing myself anally via the prostate."From my butt, I can see your house..."
The only thing I enjoy more than Frengers is pleasing myself anally via the prostate.