I've encompassed several of my goals into one: I want to make a really bitchin' video resume. Not even to use with applications, just to have it and the experiences I would have making it.
I would back it with the Orchestral version of the Requiem for a Dream theme, and just fill it with the most epic shit I can film during vacations. There'd be a shot of me in a high speed sea-doo chase in the Bahamas, a shot of a race in an expensive car across the Bonneville Salt Flats, an obligatory shot of me kneeling down, screaming at the sky in the rain, a shot of me skydiving, etc. At the climax of the backing track (where the chorus comes crashing in with the orchestra before the main theme), I'd have a shot of me standing atop a mountain (Kilimanjaro maybe?) and staring into the camera while it zooms into my right eye. Hopefully, I might even be able to film myself playing with an orchestra and choir, recording a more personal version of the piece. All of these tasks would be filmed professionally, and feature me wearing a tuxedo.
There's essentially zero chance this will all be accomplished, but it would give me motivation to travel to all these amazing places. And it would be super badass.
EDIT: New thought: I should totally hire John Petrucci to play a solo over the last few seconds. This would, of course, culminate in his Razor's Edge O-note.