The Kentucky derby isn't really anything special IMO. Unless of course you're a gambler or a horse racing fan, etc. Anyway, mine are as follows
1. Record an album with a band and tour in support of it (preferably with bands like BOO, The Faceless, VOM, BTBAM, etc.)
2. Open a small custom shop for mostly extended range guitars (7's, 8's and up)
3. Live in Ireland for one or two years
4. Graduate high school
5. Go to Musicians Institute for guitar, guitar craft
6. Get married, have kids and settle down