I don't really know why, but you're one of my favorite new posters, so... I guess that gets you a happy birthday from me.
Well, erm, um, uh, that's cool, I guess. Ya know, uh, you're pretty cool, too, I guess. Or something.
Also, now I'm just confused as to how old I am today thanks to all you douches
And my sense of direction and identity is completely distorted, too.
But thanks, guys