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Offline Dr. DTVT

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In case you want to know how to prepare for a zombie attack, I direct you to the CDC's zombie page:

https://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Sadly, there is no mention of how much ammo you should have.  Remember to double tap.
     

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And two days before the supposed rapture, too.

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Re: "Flesh of the Damned" sounds like a damn good Romero movie title
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 12:42:11 PM »
And two days before the supposed rapture, too.

That's when it's needed most! Didn't you read the Bible? Only people's souls get raptured; their bodies stay on earth, hungry for the flesh of the damned. It's all in Revelations, I think.
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I'm prepared to live out zombie land as the virgin nerd.

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It'd be like IRL Left 4 Dead

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Cool way to make people think about what they should do with natural disasters  :tup.

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It is an impossibility. Nothing to prepare for.
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It is an impossibility. Nothing to prepare for.

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All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again

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It is an impossibility. Nothing to prepare for.
You've obviously never heard of Raccoon City.

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It is an impossibility. Nothing to prepare for.
You've obviously never heard of Raccoon City.

So fiction makes it all non fiction. ;) ::)
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I think it's kinda cool that CDC does that.... makes people think about real disaster scenarios. :tup

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Re: "Flesh of the Damned" sounds like a damn good Romero movie title
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 02:12:49 PM »
And two days before the supposed rapture, too.

That's when it's needed most! Didn't you read the Bible? Only people's souls get raptured; their bodies stay on earth, hungry for the flesh of the damned. It's all in Revelations, I think.
Dammit, that would've been fun!  :lol

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