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Tick ain't got nothing on me
« on: May 18, 2011, 04:11:07 PM »
So today I went to McDonalds to grab a couple burgers and fries since I was in a rush and had no time to make something at home. I ordered two cheeseburgers with nothing but cheese.


I got two cheese sandwiches. No burger. Wtf?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 04:13:47 PM »
They should have added the burger OR removed the bread

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 04:13:52 PM »
Nice title. :lol

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 04:17:13 PM »
McDonald's actually used to serve grilled cheese sandwiches, the bread was just two squashed down buns. It was disgusting.
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 04:17:51 PM »
McDonald's actually used to serve grilled cheese sandwiches, the bread was just two squashed down buns. It was disgusting.
So you understand my pain, than.

Plus, keep in mind I ordered two cheeseBURGERS with just cheese. Not two piece of shit bread.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 04:18:59 PM »
D'you want fries with that? ;D

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 04:20:53 PM »
Lat ain't got nuthin' on me. So today I went to Taco Bell to grab a couple tacos and stuff since I was in a rush and had no time to make something at home. I ordered two Pacific Shrimp tacos.


I got diarrhea. Wtf?
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »
McDonalds cheese is disgusting.

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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 04:22:06 PM »
Lat ain't got nuthin' on me. So today I went to Taco Bell to grab a couple tacos and stuff since I was in a rush and had no time to make something at home. I ordered two Pacific Shrimp tacos.


I got diarrhea. Wtf?
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 04:22:55 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 04:25:42 PM »
Did you know you could update those cheese sandwiches for a meer 50 cents? Buying burgers is like buying cars now.  you got the stripped down model.
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 04:36:38 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.

...The fries are one of the worst things on the menu, TBH
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 04:38:33 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.

...The fries are one of the worst things on the menu, TBH

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 04:49:43 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.

...The fries are one of the worst things on the menu, TBH

No way, they're good if they're fresh out.

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »
If you just sang this song you'd never have the problem your having. :biggrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jjYN4aBj_g
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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 04:53:52 PM »
Best fries are from Checkers :tup
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 04:55:22 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.

...The fries are one of the worst things on the menu, TBH
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 04:56:20 PM »
Best fries are from Checkers :tup

I dunno, Arby's curly fries is up there.

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 05:01:31 PM »
So today I went to McDonalds to grab a couple burgers and fries since I was in a rush and had no time to make something at home. I ordered two cheeseburgers with nothing but cheese.


I got two cheese sandwiches. No burger. Wtf?
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2011, 05:04:11 PM »
Did they charge you the full amount for two cheeseburgers even though there were no burgers? Or were they kind enough to reduce the price to accommodate your "request"?
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2011, 05:20:28 PM »
You ordered nothing but cheese and got nothing but cheese.  I don't see the problem.

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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2011, 05:22:37 PM »
You ordered nothing but cheese and got nothing but cheese.  I don't see the problem.

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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2011, 05:23:00 PM »
You ordered nothing but cheese and got nothing but cheese.  I don't see the problem.

Now I'm getting flashbacks to the 48/2(9+3) thread. :lol they could have asked him if he wanted the meat.

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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 05:27:12 PM »
Considering the fries are the only halfway decent thing about McDonald's, I'd say you hit the jackpot.

...The fries are one of the worst things on the menu, TBH

No way, they're good if they're fresh out.

Which is only like 20% of the time.
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 05:30:40 PM »
So today I went to McDonalds
I'm sorry.

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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 05:32:55 PM »
I eat McDonald's about once a week. Sometimes twice a week.

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2011, 05:33:59 PM »
I eat McDonald's about once a week. Sometimes twice a week.

I'm sorry.

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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »
I used to eat McDonalds and other fat food pretty often. Now I'm a fatty :(

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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 05:38:49 PM »
Serves you right for going to McDonalds. That's pretty fucked up though. Who in the hell would actually order that?
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Re: Tick ain't got nothing on me
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2011, 05:49:46 PM »
You ordered nothing but cheese and got nothing but cheese.  I don't see the problem.

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« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2011, 06:00:33 PM »
They gave you what you asked for, but it was obviously very stupid of them not to ask for clarification.  For future reference, they're called plain cheeseburgers; they're the only kind of burgers I eat.  I hate condiments.

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« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2011, 06:05:26 PM »
I was a vegetarian for a while, so I think you could probably guess where I stand as far as a place like McDonalds.  However, I generally disregard health as far as food now; I just don't find McDonalds to even be enjoyable enough to be worth it. 

I fucking love Chick-fil-A, though.  Never been a huge burger person anyway, and the chicken sandwich is sex in a bun. 

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« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2011, 07:19:29 PM »
They gave you what you asked for, but it was obviously very stupid of them not to ask for clarification.  For future reference, they're called plain cheeseburgers; they're the only kind of burgers I eat.  I hate condiments.
Same here. I also recommend checking what you got before you leave.

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« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2011, 07:21:13 PM »
They gave you what you asked for, but it was obviously very stupid of them not to ask for clarification.  For future reference, they're called plain cheeseburgers; they're the only kind of burgers I eat.  I hate condiments.
Same here. I also recommend checking what you got before you leave.

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« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2011, 07:25:07 PM »
The only things worth eating from McDonalds are McNuggets and McFlurries, IMO

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