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Offline JayOctavarium

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finally going through with the security thing
« on: May 18, 2011, 10:02:27 AM »
I start training today :metal. ! Wish me.luuuuck
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: finally going through with the security thing
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 10:03:26 AM »
Hey, good luck!  :police:
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Re: finally going through with the security thing
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 11:20:07 AM »
GOOD LUCK...so does this security thing include PATDOWNS
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 11:56:05 AM »
DOWN WITH THE MAN!

I mean, good luck, dude.
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Re: finally going through with the security thing
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 05:18:50 PM »
Woot... im now certified to get.licensed. ... now im going to get a pepper spray certification. Like a boss.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: finally going through with the security thing
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 05:23:41 PM »
Pepper spray LIKE A BOSS
In your eyes LIKE A BOSS