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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 03:11:56 PM »
I'd ban Mizzl from creating threads in DTF-land

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 03:35:07 PM »
I'd prohibit people from disrespecting Egypt. Ever.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 03:37:32 PM »
I, and only I, shall determine which women must always/may never wear a bra.  I've seen too much bullshit on both sides of the equation. 
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 03:40:03 PM »
I'd prohibit people from disrespecting Egypt. Ever.

Egypt is sandy.

I, and only I, shall determine which women must always/may never wear a bra.  I've seen too much bullshit on both sides of the equation. 

18 to 30= no bras, 31 + bras.  So it is written.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 04:16:25 PM »
Prima nocte. Oh, and in case it wasn't implied hard enough, I'm also king.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 07:26:14 AM »
North Korea must lift the ban on karaoke bars

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 12:15:26 PM »
Free beer stands on every corner.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 12:24:45 PM »
I'd impose a law that cancels out anti-piracy laws.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 12:35:51 PM »
The legalization of marijuana.
 

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 01:10:09 PM »
The legalization of marijuana.
 

A lot of people IRL would think I would be against this, but I'd be for it.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 01:48:56 PM »
I would set Rupert Murdoch on fire.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 02:10:31 PM »
No pants
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2011, 02:13:06 PM »
Murder is legal, except if you're hardcore into it. Only casual murders are permitted.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2011, 02:17:16 PM »
i would abolish the law that women can't be topless in public, as men can.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2011, 03:10:32 PM »
No pants
But what about cold weather?

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2011, 03:31:35 PM »
Alright, my serious one: institute parenting licenses, so we don't have anymore of these parents giving laxatives to their 5 year-old for being "too fat."
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2011, 03:32:04 PM »
Alright, my serious one: institute parenting licenses, so we don't have anymore of these parents giving laxatives to their 5 year-old for being "too fat."
You serious?

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2011, 03:32:36 PM »
What, you didn't hear about that?
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2011, 03:34:17 PM »
Or giving botox injections to their eight year old daughters before beauty peagents.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2011, 03:34:38 PM »
Wait...what? Source.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2011, 03:35:32 PM »
What, you didn't hear about that?
Nope

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2011, 03:40:48 PM »
I can't remember but my gf was the one who told me about it, I'll ask her.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2011, 04:05:16 PM »
I would be president, of course.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2011, 04:06:01 PM »
Forever.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2011, 04:13:38 PM »
I'd free Hat. Not really a law, but it's the best non serious answer I can come up with.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2011, 04:39:07 PM »
Who?
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2011, 08:42:02 PM »
I'd ban bannings.

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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2011, 08:43:25 PM »
Every Thursday would be free ice cream day.

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« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2011, 08:44:05 PM »
Every day would be free ice cream day.


I like this law.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2011, 09:17:26 PM »
I would hold a lottery every week with everyone named Cole's name in it.
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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2011, 06:38:43 AM »
Facetiously: Any artistic endeavour by either any member or the entire organization of The Black Eyed Peas would be rendered illegal under the penalty of solitary confinement in an abandoned military bunker out in Anywheresville, USA.

Realstically: Universal healthcare mandated and implemented for every single person in this country regardless of age, sex, ethnicity, creed, legal status, or citizenship status. (Healthcare to me is a human right and should be a moral imperative...but that's just me.)




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Re: If you were to impose one law on a country, what would it be?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2011, 10:16:09 AM »
Automatically passing exams, just because you turned up to the exam.
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