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Offline VioletS16

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I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« on: May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM »
My corn snake Maya is due to lay her eggs any day now...
 :heart Good luck girly.

She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.
3 corn snakes, 1 boa, 1 python, 1 milk snake, 1 king snake, 1 rat snake, and a partridge in a pear tree.
RIP Piccolini and Maya

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 07:50:01 PM »
*pokes* hehehehehehe

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »
...

Am I the only one that thought it?
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2011, 07:56:39 PM »
She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Did you have to Maury the other snakes?

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
*pokes* hehehehehehe
it's an inside joke, lol, but it's a little weird isn't it?

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »
She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Did you have to Maury the other snakes?

Maury: "Mr. Toothy Fang, you are NOT the father!"
Mr. Toothy Fang: "BOO HISS!"

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 08:32:58 PM »
Posting in what will hopefully be an epic thread.

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 08:41:54 PM »
Send my congrats. :roddy:

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM »
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 11:16:55 PM »
I also have no idea what "it" is.  So maybe I thought it as well, but I don't know.

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 11:21:07 PM »
WHAT. IS. IT.

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2011, 11:40:13 PM »
This thread seems to stand at a crossroads... It could turn out either way.
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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 11:46:14 PM »
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Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
Yup.

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 11:49:01 PM »
Sounds like BrotherH is on the verge of founding a religion, much in the tradition of Life of Brian.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2011, 01:19:49 AM »
Sounds like BrotherH is on the verge of founding a religion, much in the tradition of Life of Brian.
I haven't seen LoB so I don't know if you're playfully slapping me or shooting me down.

If the former: lol dude  :lol
If the latter: wtf dude  >:(

Read that as you will.
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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 07:36:25 AM »
Okay, I admit it.  I thought it, too.

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 07:38:58 AM »
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Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 08:02:23 AM »
No eggs!
Aaarg!
Going to die if she doesn't lay her eggs soon...

I want snake babies dammit!

(And after she lays, I get to wait 7 weeks for them to hatch!)
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2011, 08:06:28 AM »
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Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2011, 08:13:28 AM »
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Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.

Propane.




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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2011, 08:33:17 AM »
Okay, I admit it.  I thought it, too.
o/
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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2011, 09:49:14 AM »
*\o

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2011, 03:26:43 PM »
Mommy:


Daddy:
 

:heart :heart




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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2011, 03:29:00 PM »
If I showed you my daddy's snake, I'd be banned.


And really weird and messed up.

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2011, 03:32:44 PM »
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Am I the only one that thought it?

You mean VioletS16 is Derek Roddy?  :roddy:
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2011, 06:29:23 PM »
Must... Resist...

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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2011, 06:57:56 PM »
I thought it.















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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2011, 06:59:05 PM »
What kind of snakes are those?

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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2011, 08:08:49 PM »
Surprisingly fappable thread
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2011, 08:29:01 PM »
What kind of snakes are those?
Corn Snakes
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2011, 10:56:45 PM »
They're Grrrrreat!!

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2011, 11:14:03 PM »
I have a ball python.



Yeah, huhuhuhuhuh, ball. But seriously, I do. I've had him for about 8 years now.

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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2011, 06:19:10 AM »
I have a ball python.



Yeah, huhuhuhuhuh, ball. But seriously, I do. I've had him for about 8 years now.
At first I was like
 :omg:
Then I was all
 :laugh:
And then I was all
 :metal

Well Maya laid some eggs for me, I have a few...






Well, a few meaning 18...
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« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2011, 06:21:05 AM »
Congrats!

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Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2011, 06:28:14 AM »
My corn snake Maya is due to lay her eggs any day now...
 :heart Good luck girly.

She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Do corn snakes deliver a cob full of babies?

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