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« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2011, 09:55:41 PM »
At the cinema I work at, no one has to deal with the "OMG the credit music is louder than a jet."

Why? Because at the start of the credits... the automation triggers the surround processor to turn down the volume.  :P

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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2011, 12:24:27 AM »
I need to update mine. I'm still proud of the few articles I've written, though.

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2011, 04:35:56 AM »
At the cinema I work at, no one has to deal with the "OMG the credit music is louder than a jet."

Why? Because at the start of the credits... the automation triggers the surround processor to turn down the volume.  :P
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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2011, 07:58:10 AM »
www.mrcranky.com


been doing it for years

save yourself the trouble and read his
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« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2011, 07:58:50 AM »
Oh thanks for that, you charmer.

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« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2011, 08:01:52 AM »
fine..then go there for inspiration.

He's quite funny.

Look up his review of E.T

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New Review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2011, 06:59:40 AM »
Posted a review of the new Pirates of the Caribbean film. It's a big longer than the other reviews:

http://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2011, 07:44:26 AM »
What a boring review. I've read better blogs on livejournal.

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Just kidding. I really don't wanna see this next week. I'm gonna have to convince my friends that it sucks.

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2011, 12:02:14 PM »
In regards to Pirates:
1) I went in ready for the movie to suck massively and found it much better than I'd expected.
2) I didn't see it in 3D. We got the movie both in 3D and in 35mm film for the people who don't like 3D or don't want to pay the extra $$. Though I'm not that surprised the 3D worked a bit better in this than Thor, considering the latter was shot in 2D an converted later, although it was definitely converted better than some (like Clash of the Titans).
3) I got paid to watch it, since our policy is a projectionist has to screen each 35mm print we get to watch for defects and such.

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« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2011, 12:40:12 PM »
Just kidding. I really don't wanna see this next week. I'm gonna have to convince my friends that it sucks.

Might I recommend that when they come to pick you up, you greet them at the door shrieking unintelligably, holding onto your wiener for dear life and urinating on yourself? No one wants to see movies with that guy.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2011, 02:27:05 PM »
please do the twilight films?

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2011, 02:52:34 PM »
That was funny but now I am pissed because

1. I am off to see Pirates tonight....in 2D at least, and it was a gold class gift voucher so you might say I am not paying for it either.
2. Insidious was created by the original 'Australian' creators of Saw, so I thought it would be good.....I may have to go and see it anyway  :smiley:
3. Limitless was nothing earth shattering but it was okay..and the bonus it had Bradley Cooper in it!


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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 02:52:53 PM »
I got free tickets to the Pirates film.  Agree with you on all accounts.  Though the mermaid with the black hair was definitely a pro, she was pretty dang beautiful.

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« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2011, 03:03:30 PM »
Insidious has one of the worst third acts ever put on film. That and splice. I've never seen two movies that were going so well only to be demolished by their third acts.

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2011, 04:37:55 PM »
The last act of Insidious was dire.

Edit: Also, lol35mm. All our films are digital (apart the ones that are made by directors who refuse to go digital).

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2011, 05:05:22 PM »
I think the blog will be better for new releases only. My opinion.

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« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2011, 05:07:29 PM »
The last act of Insidious was dire.

Edit: Also, lol35mm. All our films are digital (apart the ones that are made by directors who refuse to go digital).
That's more likely "apart from the shows that play in the houses we have that haven't been converted yet" because someone who shoots in film would still have the movie released in digital. And even then most of the movies shot in film are edited digitally.

But the sad thing is that films today actually come out looking worse than several years ago because of this digital intermediate crap, since they shoot a movie in film, then degrade it down to a 2K intermediate, then make the release prints from that.

Also, if digital is a huge improvement in your area... all that means is that the theaters around you suck and they hired shit "projectionists."

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »
Wow :lol

Edit: James, I'm going to review a couple of older films as well. Can't always see new films because of how much I'm working right now.

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« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2011, 05:33:50 PM »
Don't get me wrong, in most cases digital is an improvement since few theaters really have been making sure to have "film done right."

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« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2011, 05:45:16 PM »
Well, I was just responded like that because it seemed like you were getting quite annoyed about it.

I'm not trying to start some sort of cinema war with you or anything :lol

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« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2011, 05:52:26 PM »
Perhaps I was responding to the lol 35mm bit? ;)

Although I know my place is going all-digital. Thankfully, I'll be done with grad school by the time my job will be done with.

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« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2011, 05:56:25 PM »
I noticed that but try not to take everyone so seriously around here :P

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2011, 06:20:07 PM »
New review:

http://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/2011/05/transformers-2-revenge-of-boring.html

Don't know why it missed out the "the" in the hyperlink but okay.

Spent a bit longer writing this one because I had A LOT more to complain about.

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« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2011, 06:40:01 PM »
New review:

http://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/2011/05/transformers-2-revenge-of-boring.html

Don't know why it missed out the "the" in the hyperlink but okay.

Spent a bit longer writing this one because I had A LOT more to complain about.

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2011, 08:46:52 PM »
Awesome as always. You highlighted what I hate about these movies very well. :tup

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2011, 08:52:04 PM »
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.

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« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2011, 09:24:05 PM »
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.
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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2011, 02:57:41 AM »
This was the best one yet. 
To be fair, I had a lot to work with.

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Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2011, 07:28:26 AM »
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.

1984 version? I must look into this....

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« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2011, 08:17:36 AM »
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.

1984 version? I must look into this....

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« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2011, 09:14:57 AM »
How was the Terminator giving his heart to John Connor cheesy? It was beyond predictable, but not cheesy.