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Offline Tick

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I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« on: May 14, 2011, 06:27:43 AM »
Ok, so maybe a bit dramatic but I got you to click on the thread.

Anyhow, a new employee at Lowe's came up to me yesterday and introduced himself. His name tag says, "Rushinga" and he said, "Hi its nice to meet you, my name is Rush." I smiled and said, hey its nice to meet you Rush, I'm Rich.
I work with Rush!!!

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« Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 07:29:47 AM by tick »
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 06:32:57 AM »
I would be so mad about being tricked into clicking on this but your bacon offering has cooled my initial rage.
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 06:33:33 AM »
Ah!!  You made me look.  At least your not working with Alan, Alan Parsons. :lol
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 06:40:46 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 06:46:11 AM »
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 07:28:58 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on May 14, 2011, 06:32:57 AM
I would be so mad about being tricked into clicking on this but your bacon offering has cooled my initial rage.
Bacon heals all wounds!!!  :metal
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 09:56:46 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 10:19:30 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 14, 2011, 09:56:46 AM
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 10:20:31 AM »
it was the all caps that did me in....but bacon wins

cool name for a guy, btw
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2011, 10:27:22 AM »
Because we all believed that Rush would work at a Lowe's.
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2011, 10:28:50 AM »
Is this supposed to be funny or something?

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 10:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Quadrochosis on May 14, 2011, 10:27:22 AM
Because we all believed that Rush would work at a Lowe's.

Lowe's must be owned by Canadians. :lol

Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on May 14, 2011, 10:28:50 AM
Is this supposed to be funny or something?



To quote Rush, "We suspend our(your) disbelief"
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 11:16:31 AM »
Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on May 14, 2011, 10:28:50 AM
Is this supposed to be funny or something?


No.
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 11:23:34 AM »
There's an MP that works in my Produce Department!   :D
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 11:24:17 AM »
There's a lot of Asians were I live.
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 11:25:17 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on May 14, 2011, 11:24:17 AM
There's a lot of Asians were I live.

You're surrounded (nugget!) by Myungs?  :omg:
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 11:26:47 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on May 14, 2011, 11:24:17 AM
There's a lot of Asians were I live.
Who is Asian?
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 06:32:38 PM »
hhah im seing rush in a wieek or two
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 06:40:40 PM »
VON DUR HOOF
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2011, 05:56:07 AM »
Quote from: tick on May 14, 2011, 06:27:43 AM
Ok, so maybe a bit dramatic but I got you to click on the thread.

Anyhow, a new employee at Lowe's came up to me yesterday and introduced himself. His name tag says, "Rushinga" and he said, "Hi its nice to meet you, my name is Rush." I smiled and said, hey its nice to meet you Rush, I'm Rich.
I work with Rush!!!

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Man, I wish I was rich.
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2011, 11:56:56 AM »
I worked with somebody called Purdy Ho a few years back.

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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM »
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2011, 12:28:25 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
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What was this post for?
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2011, 12:30:05 PM »
Quote from: mizzl on May 15, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
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What was this post for?

It was probably the most logical response to a thread like this. 
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2011, 01:24:38 PM »
Actually, I think the most logical response to a harmless thread that annoys you is none at all. Because the alternative is to start yet another QQ-fest about some minor thing Tick did that someone didn't like. Again.
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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2011, 05:33:37 PM »
Quote from: ehra on May 15, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
Actually, I think the most logical response to a harmless thread that annoys you is none at all. Because the alternative is to start yet another QQ-fest about some minor thing Tick did that someone didn't like. Again.
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
blahblahblah

This is what it was for. But please, keep fanning the flames. I love a good lol.
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2011, 06:35:53 PM »
Glad to be so amusing.
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2011, 07:41:48 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
Quote from: ehra on May 15, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
Actually, I think the most logical response to a harmless thread that annoys you is none at all. Because the alternative is to start yet another QQ-fest about some minor thing Tick did that someone didn't like. Again.
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
blahblahblah

This is what it was for. But please, keep fanning the flames. I love a good lol.
lol
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2011, 08:03:29 PM »
Supposedly there's a kid out there that's name is pronounced like "Ladasha" but is spelled "La-a" although this may just be another urban legend.
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2011, 06:22:45 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
Quote from: ehra on May 15, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
Actually, I think the most logical response to a harmless thread that annoys you is none at all. Because the alternative is to start yet another QQ-fest about some minor thing Tick did that someone didn't like. Again.
Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:31 AM
blahblahblah

This is what it was for. But please, keep fanning the flames. I love a good lol.
My hope is that this thread becomes one of the most legendary threads in DTF history. That trolls will travel from far and wide just to post in it and kiss its loin cloth. That word will spread throughout the middle east, and the locals will become enraged chanting, "la la la la la la la la" in unison.
That country singers will write songs about it performing them live at concerts with that annoying twang in there voices that only they can produce.
and lastly that the most interesting man in the world would relinquish his crown realizing he is no longer as interesting as he once thought.
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Stay salty my friends!
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Re: I WORK WITH RUSH!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2011, 07:00:02 AM »
Well, this thread went down the toilet, so it's getting locked, but not because there was anything particularly wrong with it. It's because there are some people who for some reason have to take digs at tick every chance they get, and it's getting pathetic. Cut it out immediately. This thread was clearly in jest and most people responded positively to the joke. If you don't like, just don't bloody well post in it.
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