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Offline tjanuranus

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Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« on: May 13, 2011, 02:07:18 AM »
Wow this is entertaining on a few levels...

https://youtu.be/muT-9YPDZsI

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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 03:47:56 AM »
I made it about 30 seconds into it. Hey, at least I tried.
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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 04:14:07 AM »
I made it about 30 seconds into it. Hey, at least I tried.

It's funnier just a little bit more in when they actually start asking women out.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 12:07:34 PM »
I think it's funny that they are getting these girls numbers. Shows the insanity of it all.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 01:27:55 PM by tjanuranus »

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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 12:47:37 PM »
Haha at the "What? What? What? What?" part. Only a few I didn't recognize.

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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 09:12:59 PM »
I made it about a minute, that wasn't very entertaining.
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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 08:36:23 AM »
No interest in the link but...


"I'd like to pile drive you baby!"

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"If I do a crucifix armbar on you, will you get on your knees for me?"

"Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!"
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Re: Pro Wrestling pickup lines...
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 09:52:51 AM »
Oh, it's a Youtube video. Oh... Dammit, I thought this thread was tailor-made for me...

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