Author Topic: My wife is having a tech issue with her AOL..can anyone help me? (Read 8574 times)

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2011, 03:45:08 PM »

Quote from: zxlkho on May 13, 2011, 02:17:00 PM

Guys! Windows 98 is so great!

I hear it's 14 times better than Windows 7,

lateralus88 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2011, 03:45:49 PM »

Pffft, CD. Next you'll be telling me that movies will be played through compact discs too instead of on my VHS tapes. Fucking moron.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:09:41 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on May 13, 2011, 03:45:49 PM

instead of on my VHS tapes.

WTF? Is that like my Beta tapes?

carl320 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:12:42 PM »

My audio cassettes are great. I get a whole album and it's the size of a deck of cards

Genowyn · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2011, 06:27:13 PM »

Wait, you listen to music and watch videos off magnetic tape? I need that stuff to run my computer, stop wasting it.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:39:45 PM »

Tape? Bah, I got an 8 track, and I don't have to flip sides at all.

glaurung · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:43:30 PM »

Automobiles? I'll stick to my horse and carriage, thank you.

antigoon · « **Reply #42 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:02:38 PM »

remember zip drives? lol.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #43 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:27:29 AM »

Punch cards is where it's at.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 15, 2011, 11:58:37 AM »

Hold on a second guys, I'm getting a call on my telegraph.

rumborak · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2011, 12:08:35 PM »

This thread is under construction.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2011, 12:09:39 PM »

Rumby, I can't tell what you posted. My highspeed 56k connection isn't loading it properly.

rumborak · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2011, 12:24:47 PM »

You better upgrade your Mosaic browser then.
(did anybody else here start with Mosaic?)

rumborak

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2011, 07:02:38 PM »

Mosaic? I'm not used to these new fangled GUIs.

I'm sticking with Lynx.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 15, 2011, 07:06:29 PM »

Wha....?

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SPNKr · « **Reply #50 on:** May 15, 2011, 08:12:39 PM »

May 16th, 1902

Hello mother. I have been doing well in this mining job. My crew was unfortunately trapped down there about 50 rods deep for a few days, I was among them. We didn't have any food nor water. That was an unfortunate event of last week. I am doing fine and I recovered only the day before. I have a good amount money. Please tell father not to worry about me. I must rise on time for the morn.

Your son, Oliver.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #51 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:16:17 AM »

Hey, I almost started a global thermonuclear war over a 1200 baud acoustic coupler.

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #52 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:53:19 AM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on May 15, 2011, 11:58:37 AM

Hold on a second guys, I'm getting a call on my telegraph.

lol

glaurung · « **Reply #53 on:** May 16, 2011, 02:40:06 PM »

This thread is silly.

tjanuranus · « **Reply #54 on:** May 16, 2011, 02:41:19 PM »

Quote from: SPNKr on May 15, 2011, 08:12:39 PM

May 16th, 1902

Hello mother. I have been doing well in this mining job. My crew was unfortunately trapped down there about 50 rods deep for a few days, I was among them. We didn't have any food nor water. That was an unfortunate event of last week. I am doing fine and I recovered only the day before. I have a good amount money. Please tell father not to worry about me. I must rise on time for the morn.

Your son, Oliver.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 16, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on May 16, 2011, 02:40:06 PM

This thread is too technologically advanced for both my primitive mind and personal computer.

Implode · « **Reply #56 on:** May 16, 2011, 04:50:13 PM »

Hey guys. I came up with this new story.

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #57 on:** May 16, 2011, 05:49:30 PM »

Quote from: Implode on May 16, 2011, 04:50:13 PM

Hey guys. I came up with this new story.

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

Been reading Cracked lately?

Implode · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2011, 06:07:13 PM »

Nope. Just thought of something that was both extremely old and copypastable.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: My wife is having a tech issue with her AOL..can anyone help me? (Read 8574 times)