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Offline ricky

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« on: May 05, 2011, 10:09:21 PM »
All joking aside, people actually believe we are all going to die in 2012?






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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 10:10:01 PM »
Only the stupid ones.

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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 10:10:42 PM »
I guess we will find out.

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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 10:15:12 PM »
All joking aside
This is just not possible.
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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 10:23:08 PM »
I guess we will find out.

But then, if the world ends, how would we live to tell the story?
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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 11:40:02 PM »
All joking aside, people actually believe we are all going to die in 2012?


Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 11:41:20 PM »
following Tool's example I hope the world ends in Los Angeles but nowhere else.
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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 11:42:10 PM »
following Tool's example I hope the world ends in Los Angeles but nowhere else.
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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 11:49:13 PM »
what if the world already ended?

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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 12:09:53 AM »
Only cockroaches and twinkies will survive. Then they'll form a superhuman race of cockies.

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Re: January 1st, 2013
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 12:11:03 AM »
what if the world already ended?

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Re: January 1st, 2013
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Re: January 1st, 2013
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Re: January 1st, 2013
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Re: 2012
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 07:35:59 AM »
Actually the Christians seem to think it will be happening much sooner than that - in fact, in just a couple of weeks!   :omg:
 

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Re: 2012
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 07:39:17 AM »
Many people, myself included, believe the death toll from 2012 will be around 60,000,000 at the very least.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 07:47:26 AM »
Many people, myself included, believe the death toll from 2012 will be around 60,000,000 at the very least.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 08:03:05 AM »
It seems as if the human brain has this "feature" in which we WANT to victims of chaos. How many times have we heard of possible events that will kill everyone? We're still here. I was reading this yesterday, and while it's seems like a tremendous package of BS, I thought it perfectly showed this nature of self-destruction. It's about NIBIRUS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision). They say there is this huge planet that will enter in contact with earth in December 2012. This planet supposedly has the "Gods" that helped start life in the earth, and they would come back to kill us. Okey...right. What I find incredible though is the number of arguments people "create" to support this. They look in Google Earth and say that there is a section cropped so we can't see (government?), and then a telescope built in the South (where supposedly they can observe Natirus better), then they show this pictures from around the globe of people who supposedly can see this huge star, but once again, the government denies everything. Some of this arguments are good, I admit, no one can deny the Mayans knew there was water on the moon and they described the physical features of Neptune and Uranus with a perfection that we only discovered 5 years ago.

Some of these theories are actually a fun, crazy read because people really seem to create this aura of doom and rebellion against the power. If there was a planet bigger than Jupiter that would collide with us, everyone would see it regardless of Google Earth, and most importantly, if 2012 is really the end, I can only imagine this will occur in a very bizarre way.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 08:57:21 AM »
Wrong century.  It's 2112.  Attention all planets of the solar federation.  We have assumed control.  :xbones
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