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Where is Zeltar?
« on: May 04, 2011, 09:03:09 AM »
He hasn't posted in over a month. Anyone know the deal?

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 09:08:23 AM »
He's been looking for a shirt this whole time.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 09:20:08 AM »
I see posts from him daily on twitter.  I'll let him know that DTF misses him.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 09:25:59 AM »
I see posts from him daily on twitter.  I'll let him know that DTF misses him.
You don't need to do that.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 09:38:29 AM »
He's too cool for us now.  You don't get teh ladiez postin' in DTF.
     

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 10:59:27 AM »
Darklol would disagree.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 11:01:09 AM »
Somewhere posing in front of a mirror?
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 11:02:03 AM »
He is inactive. So is Zook.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 12:09:32 PM »
Darklol would disagree.

But he kidnaps.  There's a difference.
     

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 12:11:43 PM »
He is inactive. So is Zook.

I miss Zook too.
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 12:17:23 PM »
wru Shadoshi.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 01:20:59 PM »
Darklol would disagree.

But he kidnaps.  There's a difference.

I talk to them, then I kidnap them. I settle a bond before taking them as hostages.
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2011, 01:23:42 PM »
Forum Fun Fact:  Zeltar is the only DTF user to have his account automatically rejected by the software because he did not meet the minimum age requirement.
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2011, 01:25:25 PM »
Well, yeah  :D
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 01:25:45 PM »
Lol, for real?

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 01:40:34 PM »
*snip in case you edit*

I hope you're joking, because if it is true the only person with the right to disseminate that information publicly is Zeltar.
     

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 01:42:13 PM »
*snip in case you edit*

I hope you're joking, because if it is true the only person with the right to disseminate that information publicly is Zeltar.

Well, he actually told us some while ago. But hey, you're right. Won't flame him.
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
I miss him f@$$$h0
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2011, 02:29:41 PM »
He requested his account be made inactive, but he said he hopes to return eventually.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2011, 02:31:44 PM »
i wish i could nail the vaginna like he did. 



he seemed to have a nack for that

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 02:42:26 PM »
i wish i could nail the vaginna like he did. 



he seemed to have a nack for that

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2011, 03:03:35 PM »
Yes..he is a good dude..I hope he is well!!
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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2011, 03:11:50 PM »
Ok ok ok I'm here, what do you want?

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2011, 07:48:11 PM »
I know for a fact right now he is on a couch watching the Sharks game.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2011, 08:23:51 PM »
He's online. :o

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2011, 08:25:46 PM »
It's creepy because it's like a zombie or something lurkingm I am a bit tipst

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2011, 08:34:59 PM »
He was in this thread, but didn't post. :sadpanda:

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2011, 12:07:32 PM »
He was in this thread, but didn't post. :sadpanda:
His account was inactive, so he could browse but not post or change anything.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 02:19:26 PM »
No one ever makes me a thread.  :(

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2011, 02:27:04 PM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 03:02:40 PM »
No one ever makes me a thread.  :(
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« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 03:04:04 PM »
No one ever makes me a thread.  :(

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 03:50:39 PM »
*Waits*

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 03:52:19 PM »
haha Zeltar is browsing but is not inactive anymore.

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Re: Where is Zeltar?
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 11:34:26 PM »
Oh hey guys. Long time no see. Coz told me on twitter that there's a thread asking where I am so I decided to lurk a couple days ago. Or yesterday. I lost track of the time. Anyways, it feels good to be back. :D