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Offline zxlkho

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Happy birthday antigoon!
« on: May 03, 2011, 10:30:52 PM »
It's Joe's birthday. We should all tell him how old he is.


Happy birthday man! :metal
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 10:33:07 PM »
whatever joe

happy whatever and stuff i guess
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 10:33:39 PM »
Here, have some cake filled with gluten
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 10:35:12 PM »
Happy birthday, Joe! Have a good one :)
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 11:12:17 PM »
hey joe remember that time when we were supposed to meet at the devin townsend concert and then we never did and then me you and mike were supposed to meet up but we also never did because you were busy sucking oh also happy birthday and stuff
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 12:22:47 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 12:39:16 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 01:14:04 AM »
Happy birthday, Joe! I hope you have a great day!

Here's some Gordon Ramsay cake.
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 04:39:37 AM »
 :-* :-* :-* And when can I give you your birthday slaps?
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 04:46:12 AM »
Happy birthday!   :D
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 04:57:33 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 05:16:04 AM »
Happy Birthday! :)
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2011, 06:13:11 AM »
Have a  :metal birthday roulette champion!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2011, 06:42:22 AM »
Happy birthday! *unzips pants*
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 06:44:30 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 08:07:44 AM »
Happy Happy goon.
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 08:10:07 AM »
Fuck off.
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 08:10:35 AM »
 :tup
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2011, 08:56:27 AM »
Happy b-day dude!  You are a super dude! :tup
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2011, 09:01:20 AM »
I LOVE YOU JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAPPPYY BIRTTHHDDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 12:12:03 PM »
Happy birthday goon
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2011, 12:31:33 PM »
May you have a glorious day of birth.

One step closer to the coffin.

Just..thought i'd slip that there...

*cough*
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2011, 12:35:52 PM »
Gut Geburtstag!

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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2011, 12:38:21 PM »
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear Joe!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »
Happy birthday!  :tup :tup :tup
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2011, 12:46:25 PM »
happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2011, 12:47:23 PM »
Happy Birthday 'goon!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2011, 01:21:34 PM »
Me and antilol have been lovers since the beginning of time.



Happy birthday  :D
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2011, 01:50:59 PM »
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Me and antilol have been lovers since the beginning of time.

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Me & Joe 4ever <3
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2011, 01:57:28 PM »
Happy Birthday to one good goon!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2011, 02:31:03 PM »
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Fuck off.
I know you're joking, but come on, there's no need for that kind of language!

Happy birthday Joe!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2011, 03:50:10 PM »
Happy Birthday dude!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2011, 05:06:38 PM »
Happy belated you!
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2011, 05:14:34 PM »
Ok you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin
Nothin'
Nothin'
You aint scarin' nothin'

Have a good one Joe. :tup
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Re: Happy birthday antigoon!
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2011, 05:18:31 PM »
Have a good one, Joe! :metal
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