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I'm a horrible, horrible person.
« on: May 03, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
This is the last question on my 7 page final I'm giving tomorrow.



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Re: I'm a horrible, horrible person.
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 03:12:05 PM »
LOL

I want to be in your class. Except not really because it's chemistry...
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 03:12:12 PM »
It might be the first time ever that you'll hear spontaneous laughing throughout the test! :lol
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 03:12:46 PM »
 :rollin :rollin

Just out of curiosity, is there another element that would take the vacant position? (My guess is that there isn't, but my chemistry knowledge has shrunk massively since I graduated from high school.)
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 03:12:59 PM »
I approve your way of teaching science.  :lol :lol
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:18 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:25 PM »
I want to be in your class. Except not really because it's chemistry...

Pretty much this.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:59 PM »
Now if our Chemistry exams were like that, I'd contemplate taking it next year :')
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 03:17:40 PM »
I'm a horrible, horrible person. 

this

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 03:18:14 PM »
See, this is why I want to teach high school!!!  I hate teaching elementary...
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 03:21:34 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 03:21:36 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 03:21:57 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 03:22:33 PM »
My half-educated guess would be the back seat...

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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 03:22:44 PM »
I don't know anything about chemistry. Is that an easy "throw-away" question, or one that will actually need to be worked out?
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 03:23:02 PM »
See, this is why I want to teach high school!!!  I hate teaching elementary...

You could just include this on your final anyways.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 03:27:15 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 03:31:09 PM »
I'm a horrible, horrible person. 

this
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 03:33:20 PM »
But... TOMORROW ISN'T FRIDAY! :angry:

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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 04:13:00 PM »
Parity, parity, yeah!
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 04:20:30 PM »
Lol

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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2011, 04:27:14 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 04:56:32 PM »
What level of O-Chem do you teach?

Also, are your students familiar with the musical stylings of Rebecca Black?

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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2011, 05:03:38 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2011, 05:52:48 PM »
She should have just waited at the stop and taken the bus.

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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2011, 06:39:26 PM »
Ughh...can't believe I immediately looked for a leaving group.

Actually, yes I can.
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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2011, 06:40:51 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2011, 06:41:20 PM »
I think it's the backseat?
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2011, 06:46:15 PM »
Man...I would do the same thing with math tests if I taught at a college. :lol

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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2011, 06:51:32 PM »


Since Br(oes) always come before HO(es), I'm gonna guess the front seat.

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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2011, 09:12:08 PM »
Man...I would do the same thing with math tests if I taught at a college. :lol

I did shit like that all the time when I taught high school.  Applications problems in math were the best.

Roy mugs Dirk, dropping him to the ground.  Roy runs down the street in a straight line at 20 feet per second.  If it takes Dirk five seconds to get up, and another second to pull out and aim his 9mm, how far away will they find Roy's body?  (For the purposes of this problem, assume the travel time of the bullet to be instantaneous and Dirk does not move Roy's body other than to retrieve his wallet.)

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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2011, 09:13:49 PM »
:lol
Awesome.

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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2011, 09:59:29 PM »

I did shit like that all the time when I taught high school.  Applications problems in math were the best.

Roy mugs Dirk, dropping him to the ground.  Roy runs down the street in a straight line at 20 feet per second.  If it takes Dirk five seconds to get up, and another second to pull out and aim his 9mm, how far away will they find Roy's body?  (For the purposes of this problem, assume the travel time of the bullet to be instantaneous and Dirk does not move Roy's body other than to retrieve his wallet.)

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Since Br(oes) always come before HO(es), I'm gonna guess the front seat.

I like the way you think  :lol
What level of O-Chem do you teach?

Also, are your students familiar with the musical stylings of Rebecca Black?

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Majors.  This is first semester (they do things different at VT).  I'm sure they are.

Ughh...can't believe I immediately looked for a leaving group.

Actually, yes I can.
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Yup.  Which is the better leaving group?

I don't know anything about chemistry. Is that an easy "throw-away" question, or one that will actually need to be worked out?

It's an easy, but humorous question I can make worth a few points so that the final ends up being worth the number of points I want without making another question worth more or less than I want it to.  Since I grade the final out of 150, if I have 148 points up to the last question, the last question is worth two points.  Without the goofy question, I'd have to go add two points to another question.  Also, it's tradition for me to make the last question on the final goofy.  I believe I posted last semester's goofball question here, or at least the best answer I got from a student which was equally golden.