Alright, here's a story from two days ago. So there I was, making the shampoo aisle at Target look all nice and spiffy when suddenly from across the way an old Asian (I only bring up her ethnicity for story telling purposes...and because communicating with her was more difficult than decoding an AndyDT thread) asks for my assistance. I figure "well, it's my job to help these people out, so let's see what she needs". As I walk over to the aisle she was in, I noticed she had been dismantling a gigantic box with a Water Cooler in it.
Me - "Ma'am, I'm sorry but you can't open the packaging for this product in the store before purchase"
Lady "No, I want see product now" (I am not being racist. These are her exact words.)
Me - "Yes, but look here on the side of the box. It has all of the information and a picture of the water cooler right here"
Lady "I still want look at product. It says 129.99"
Now this is where the next problem arises. She was opening up the wrong box. She was opening up the one that was 199.99. Which took me a good 10 minutes to explain to her that the product was moved over one space (the water coolers all sit right next to each other). I even scanned the barcode for her, and SHOWED HER THE PRICE. She continued to argue with me that the price of this item was now 129.99. She kept telling me I was wrong.
So I tell her:
Me - "If you'd like, I can go to the backroom and pick up one of the 129.99 water coolers for you, since I know we have some back there"
Lady - "No, this one 129.99"
Me - (GOD DAMN IT) "No, I'm sorry but it isn't. I'll go grab one in the back for you, and you can see if you'd like it. Okay?"
Lady - "Okay fine. I'll be over there *point in random direction*
Now this bothered me even more than it should have. She couldn't just wait in the current aisle? No, she refused and had to go wander around.
So I go to the back, and honestly I took longer than I had to on purpose. Fuck her. So I bring it back, and lo and behold guess who left the store without the water cooler? That's right. This Asian lady.
But wait, there is a wonderful irony to this story. I called for some assistance with the still dismantled water cooler box for the more expensive model. We bring it up to guest services and make an attempt to re-package it (with tape. Lots of tape). That took us about 30 minutes since she tore it up pretty bad. BUT you see, when an item such as this gets its packaging fucked up like it was, it loses some of its value. The price drops a pretty good amount. When the re-package label was printed, I noticed it had dropped the price down to...140.03.
That's right Mrs. Asian Bitch. Suck it.