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Offline Quadrochosis

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New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« on: April 29, 2011, 07:37:01 AM »
https://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/26/go-the-fuck-to-sleep.html

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Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach's verses and Ricardo Cortés' illustrations perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here is a sample verse:

    The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
    The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
    You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
    Please go the fuck to sleep.
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 11:45:57 AM »
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 11:49:06 AM »
read about this a few days back, hilarious  :lol
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Re: It involves orphans, if that helps at all
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 12:50:09 PM »
Kind've reminds me of a children's book I'm currently writing: Flubert, the Sickly Christmas Pig. Maybe I'll post it when I'm done.
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 10:04:37 PM »
Awesome. :lol

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 29, 2011, 12:50:09 PM
Kind've reminds me of a children's book I'm currently writing: Flubert, the Sickly Christmas Pig. Maybe I'll post it when I'm done.

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Re: It involves orphans, if that helps at all
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2011, 04:22:31 AM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 29, 2011, 12:50:09 PM
Kind've reminds me of a children's book I'm currently writing: Flubert, the Sickly Christmas Pig. Maybe I'll post it when I'm done.

I'll hold you to that.
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Re: Pigs can't email, did you know that?
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2011, 10:47:24 AM »
Alright then, I guess I have a Christmas present to the forum all lined up.
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2011, 10:48:16 AM »
YES


YES



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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 10:48:39 AM »
You should hire ZBomber to do the illustrations for your children's book. Your wit combined with Z's inappropriate pictures is a recipe for many lols.
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Re: Get it? It's like the horse! Oh, I'm so witty!
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 10:56:48 AM »
I was thinking sonata for illustrations, actually, but if he's too busy, I'd gladly hire on ZBiscuit.
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 10:58:52 AM »
This is hilarious. :lol

I can't wait to read it to my sweet little children someday.

-J
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Re: New Storybook for Parents that have trouble getting their kids to sleep..
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 11:07:21 AM »
Please go the fuck to sleep  :heart
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