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Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« on: April 28, 2011, 12:54:22 AM »
When we're taking an order, we abbreviate the toppings, and they are as follows:

A - Anchovies
B - Beef
H - Ham/canadian bacon
J - Jalapeño
M - Mushrooms
O - Onions
P - Pepperoni
S - Sausage
T - Tomatoes
(BO) - Black Olives
(BP) - Banana Peppers
(CK) - Chicken
(GO) - Green Olives
(GP) - Green Peppers
(PA) - Pineapple

Parentheses indicate where we would circle the letters on our order. This prevents someone from getting PA (pepperoni and anchovies) when they wanted (PA), which is pineapple.

So, using what's available, come up with funny words that might turn up when someone places an order.

We've seen PMS, (BO)MB, (GO)OMBA, and several others I can't think of at the moment. I'm praying for the day someone orders a SPO(CK). Keep in mind, letters will never repeat, because we notate an extra amount of the topping by marking an x above the letter.

Show me what you got.

« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 01:14:17 AM by MetalJunkie »
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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 01:03:30 AM »
poop
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 01:15:58 AM »
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Keep in mind, letters will never repeat, because we notate an extra amount of the topping by marking an x above the letter.
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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 06:38:16 AM »
MOP STAB

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 06:49:33 AM »
(BP) STO(CK)

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 06:51:49 AM »
HAM JOB

Because dead animal meat needs to feel good, too.

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 06:58:12 AM »
SPO(CK)

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 07:19:27 AM »
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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 07:55:01 AM »
STOMP BA(CK)
(BO)AST
(PA)SAT
STO(CK)
JA(CK)
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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 08:00:54 AM »
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2011, 08:02:04 AM »
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.
R - Rat Meat?

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 08:03:40 AM »
If you add (FF) for french fries (I can see that as a topping) you could have JA(CK) O(FF)

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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 08:05:41 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2011, 08:11:17 AM »
STAMP (PA)(CK)

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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2011, 08:12:27 AM »
HOT JA(CK)  *Girl's Pizza*
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2011, 09:34:31 AM »
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2011, 03:47:17 PM »
(pa)(ck) sht



(just imagine the I)

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Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »
(pa)(ck) sht



(just imagine the I)
(pa)(ck) shat?
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