When we're taking an order, we abbreviate the toppings, and they are as follows:
A - Anchovies
B - Beef
H - Ham/canadian bacon
J - Jalapeño
M - Mushrooms
O - Onions
P - Pepperoni
S - Sausage
T - Tomatoes
(BO) - Black Olives
(BP) - Banana Peppers
(CK) - Chicken
(GO) - Green Olives
(GP) - Green Peppers
(PA) - Pineapple
Parentheses indicate where we would circle the letters on our order. This prevents someone from getting PA (pepperoni and anchovies) when they wanted (PA), which is pineapple.
So, using what's available, come up with funny words that might turn up when someone places an order.
We've seen PMS, (BO)MB, (GO)OMBA, and several others I can't think of at the moment. I'm praying for the day someone orders a SPO(CK). Keep in mind, letters will never repeat, because we notate an extra amount of the topping by marking an x above the letter.
Show me what you got.