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Offline zerogravityfat

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I'm selling my wood collection
« on: April 26, 2011, 07:37:42 AM »
I'm going to sell almost everything i've collected in almost 20 years. I love wood work and that's part of the problem - I could peg endlessly every night. But it's been isolating me from people I want to be around. So I've been fasting from it along with other things for a lot of months now. And if I have a woman round to the flat, she doesn't want wood pegs in her face. And since there's no reason to have them dildos, stick shifts, etc. I'll sell them/give them away to people who are gay.

Also, I discovered that one of the reasons I've often had wood is to get approval from a parent who hated "flaccid" members and I thought I could prove (to myself or the parent) that it's as complex, intricate etc as anything they'd felt.

So thankyou wood, thankyou God, thankyou woodworks (dovetail, buttjoint, tongue and groove, etc) - I'm giving it back to the universe for other souls who can use it.

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 07:39:53 AM »
Hmm....

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2011, 07:40:28 AM »
Meh.
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 07:41:05 AM »
Hmm....

7/10

i'll take it for the amount of effort it took to peg.
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 07:45:52 AM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 07:51:25 AM »
wat

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 07:56:41 AM »
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 08:04:05 AM »
How much wood would zerogravityfat chuck if zerogravityfat would chuck wood?
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 08:08:06 AM »
bumped up to 8 by the last comment :D

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 08:10:05 AM »
How much wood would zerogravityfat chuck if zerogravityfat would chuck wood?

 :lol

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 08:11:52 AM »
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 08:18:01 AM »
I'm selling my taxidermy collection.


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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 08:20:10 AM »
Uh huh huh...huh huh... he said "wood"... uh hu huh...huh huh

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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 08:22:28 AM »
Like my old man used to say, there ain't better wood than the morning wood.
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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2011, 08:55:46 AM »
Uh huh huh...huh huh... he said "wood"... uh hu huh...huh huh

Peek a boo  hee heeh hee!!

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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2011, 08:58:37 AM »
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Re: I'm selling my wood collection
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2011, 09:04:20 AM »
I can't wait until the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead start airing.  :lol