Author Topic: Hide Your Horses... (Read 5732 times)

lonestar · « **on:** April 25, 2011, 10:35:21 PM »

Have fun boys...

https://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/national/sc-man-who-had-sex-with-horse-released-from-prison-032111

Ravenheart · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:47:19 PM »

He takes riding horses to a whole new level.

glaurung · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:56:14 PM »

I've heard of beating horses but he takes it to a whole new level.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:59:51 PM »

I've heard of raping barnyard animals, but this man... Wait...

lonestar · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:01:00 PM »

I'm amazed he was able to pony up for seconds.

skydivingninja · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:01:06 PM »

Goddamn it what is Sigz doing in my home-state-away-from-my-home-state?

glaurung · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:03:19 PM »

Do you think the horse said yay or neigh?

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YEAAAAAAH!

Ravenheart · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:21:56 PM »

I guess you could say he

fucked a horse

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:31:39 PM »

Since when did they throw you in jail just for a little horsing around?

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:46:39 PM »

I believe people's mane problem with this is that since it's not a human, they can't mare-y. I say hoof ucking cares? This dude's a pervert, and at least it wasn't some kid he was going after. It's easy to condemn him if you canter won't walk a mile in his horse shoes. I mean, who among us hasn't gone to a strip club or a whorse house? If you judge him mule only arouse more negative feelings, and is that something you really want to saddle him with? I guess the point of my tail is that you shouldn't judge them or turn this into a circus as long as they're in a stable relationship.

lonestar · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:50:35 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 25, 2011, 11:46:39 PM

I believe people's mane problem with this is that since it's not a human, they can't mare-y. I say hoof ucking cares? This dude's a pervert, and at least it wasn't some kid he was going after. It's easy to condemn him if you canter won't walk a mile in his horse shoes. I mean, who among us hasn't gone to a strip club or a whorse house? If you judge him mule only arouse more negative feelings, and is that something you really want to saddle him with? I guess the point of my tail is that you shouldn't judge them or turn this into a circus as long as they're in a stable relationship.

Adami · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:51:18 PM »

I think Lonestar just won.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:51:57 PM »

Huh. It only took ten posts for something to dig that out?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:54:28 PM »

i own a horse

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:06:37 AM »

Old Mcdonald had a horse
E I E I O
With a peg peg here
And a peg peg there
Here a ding
There a dong
Everybody sing along

mizzl · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2011, 04:43:08 AM »

I guess the man never learned to hold his horses

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:43:20 AM »

Police caught him leaving the scene in a Mustang.

Rina · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:16:40 AM »

Quote from: Jamesman on April 26, 2011, 12:06:37 AM

Old Mcdonald had a horse
E I E I O
With a peg peg here
And a peg peg there
Here a ding
There a dong
Everybody sing along

I sang this in my head and can't stop laughing now.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:52:58 AM »

I guess he wanted to study animal husbandry.

bosk1 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:16:30 AM »

I thought this was going to be about Lonestar's restaurant.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:18:19 AM »

Quote from: bösk1 on April 26, 2011, 10:16:30 AM

I thought this was going to be about Lonestar's restaurant.

His special "marinate from the inside" secret.

Zydar · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:18:53 AM »

Lonestar's restaurant is not for horsies.

bosk1 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:19:50 AM »

Quote from: DTVT on April 26, 2011, 10:18:19 AM

Quote from: bösk1 on April 26, 2011, 10:16:30 AM
I thought this was going to be about Lonestar's restaurant.

His special "marinate from the inside" secret.

Oh, just...oh, man...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:22:44 AM »

My guess is this guy rode bareback.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:30:42 AM »

WELL...OBVIOUSLY..WE HAVE A RAPIST IN SOUTH CAROLINA

He's climbin' in yo stable
Knockin' horses up
Tryin' to rape'em so y'all need to

Hide your ponies, hide your mares
Hide your ponies, hide your mares
Hide your ponies, hide your mares
and hide your husband
Cuz he's rapin errthing out here

lonestar · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:48:41 AM »

Quote from: DTVT on April 26, 2011, 10:18:19 AM

Quote from: bösk1 on April 26, 2011, 10:16:30 AM
I thought this was going to be about Lonestar's restaurant.

His special "marinate from the inside" secret.

That hurts, coming from the only DTFer to actually eat at my place.

mizzl · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:48:54 AM »

Quote from: DTVT on April 26, 2011, 10:30:42 AM

WELL...OBVIOUSLY..WE HAVE A RAPIST IN SOUTH CAROLINA

He's climbin' in yo stable
Knockin' horses up
Tryin' to rape'em so y'all need to

Hide your ponies, hide your mares
Hide your ponies, hide your mares
Hide your ponies, hide your mares
and hide your husband
Cuz he's rapin errthing out here

POTY

Sigz · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:49:43 AM »

This man is my hero.

bosk1 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:53:08 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 11:48:41 AM

Quote from: DTVT on April 26, 2011, 10:18:19 AM
Quote from: bösk1 on April 26, 2011, 10:16:30 AM
I thought this was going to be about Lonestar's restaurant.

His special "marinate from the inside" secret.

That hurts, coming from the only DTFer to actually eat at my place.

Dude, I would love to be the second, but I am too afraid.

lonestar · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:56:24 AM »

Too bad you weren't there last night. Made a kick butt lamb stew. I swear I had five bowls of the stuff.

lonestar · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:57:57 AM »

Quote from: Sigz on April 26, 2011, 11:49:43 AM

This man is my hero.

I thought he was your padwan.

bosk1 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:03:16 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 11:56:24 AM

Too bad you weren't there last night. Made a kick butt lamb stew. I swear I had five bowls of the stuff.

Want.

lonestar · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:06:46 PM »

*shrugs*

You know where it's at. I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday.

Sigz · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:09:27 PM »

I need to make my way to the bay area again someday. SOMEDAY

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:16:15 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on April 26, 2011, 12:03:16 PM

Quote from: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 11:56:24 AM
Too bad you weren't there last night. Made a kick butt lamb stew. I swear I had five bowls of the stuff.

Want.

Lamb stew.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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