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Offline mizzl

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Damn You Autocorrect!
« on: April 19, 2011, 06:58:09 AM »
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 07:02:36 AM »
The eating your mother out is a classic.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 07:05:07 AM »
I know these have been posted before but some are absolutley hilarious
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2011, 07:20:18 AM »
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on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
:lol
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2011, 07:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Portrucci on April 19, 2011, 07:20:18 AM


I really wish more of them were like this. It seems like the large majority end with "oh well that makes sense ahahah." That's boring. I need more people rage quitting. More hilarious that way.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2011, 09:32:10 AM »
Don't know why but this made me laugh, a lot.


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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 09:44:02 AM »
They're funny at times, but I can never shake the feeling the majority of them are fake. I very much doubt "manjuice" is a high-ranking word on the iPhone.

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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 10:02:08 AM »
That site is a fantastic time waster, though they aren't nearly as funny as they used to be.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 10:43:54 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 19, 2011, 09:44:02 AM
They're funny at times, but I can never shake the feeling the majority of them are fake. I very much doubt "manjuice" is a high-ranking word on the iPhone.

rumborak

A lot of them are either just fake or just legitimate typos and the person thinks it was autocorrect that did it (like the one I saw where someone said their kid was blowing chinks instead of chunks).
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 11:37:30 AM »
As a long-term iPhone owner, I can confirm that this happens a lot more often than you'd think.

Our English teacher is called Mr Hardingham, and I texted a friend saying, 'have you done Hardingham's yet?' and it genuinely went to 'have you done hardy Ghanaians yet?' I lol'd.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 03:10:28 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 19, 2011, 09:44:02 AM
They're funny at times, but I can never shake the feeling the majority of them are fake. I very much doubt "manjuice" is a high-ranking word on the iPhone.

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If you save a word to your autocorrect dictionary, the phone recognizes it later.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 08:58:58 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 19, 2011, 09:44:02 AM
They're funny at times, but I can never shake the feeling the majority of them are fake. I very much doubt "manjuice" is a high-ranking word on the iPhone.

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This. Most are probably fake, but several are pretty funny.
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 12:54:27 AM »
The Tornado watch on  was hilarious  :rollin

thnks for the link:)
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Re: Damn You Autocorrect!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 02:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Marvellous G on April 19, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
As a long-term iPhone owner, I can confirm that this happens a lot more often than you'd think.

Our English teacher is called Mr Hardingham, and I texted a friend saying, 'have you done Hardingham's yet?' and it genuinely went to 'have you done hardy Ghanaians yet?' I lol'd.
Happens on any smartphone. For example, one of my friends tried to send a text to another friend who was in the room with us saying nothing but "cunt" but autocorrect changed to it "Cynthia". Let's just say the person on the receiving end of the text was quite confused.
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