In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...
To the deep south: We're cool. I've found a place sadder than you, so I'm going to mock Philly from here on out.
I take offense. Not all of us grocery store perverts are bad.
to me at least...
there's a big difference between being perverted, and j izzing on a stranger in a grocery store.