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Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« on: April 13, 2011, 06:20:14 AM »
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The announcement "Cleanup in aisle 5!" has taken on a whole new meaning at a Pennsylvania grocery store. It seems a creepy dude was following a 39-year-old shopper around the store as she was just about to leave the cereal aisle. That's when she felt something hit her butt...

When she reached back to see what it was, her hand was covered with the distinct material of ejaculatory refuse, otherwise known as semen.

The creepy dude managed to escape before police arrived. But he'd made the fatal mistake of asking grocery workers for directions to the International Container Line warehouse in Chester Township. Witnesses say he was also driving an orange-and-white tractor-trailer.

Aston Township police checked surveillance cameras, which showed the pervert following the woman around the Giant supermarket with his hand in his pocket. Then they went to the warehouse, where they checked driver logs.

The chief suspect: 52-year-old Bobby Carter, a trucker from Leitchfield, Kentucky. It seems he was already a registered sex offender in Florida for a previous conviction of sexual battery. Police also say he has a history of -- surprise! -- exposing himself.

So they matched his previous mugshot to the man in the grocery surveillance video. Sure enough, they had their pervert.

Carter was arrested in West Point, Kentucky, and police believe this likely isn't the first time he's gone wangerific on unsuspecting women.

He's now awaiting extradition back to Pennsylvania, where he'll be charged with indecent assault, stalking and disorderly conduct. (Special thanks to reader Psychman for the tip.)

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 06:23:50 AM »
Bitch had it coming,


But seriously, WTF.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 06:31:09 AM »
Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?  She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 06:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2011, 06:31:09 AM
Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?  She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
I don't know about that but I did nickname my underwear Captain Crunch when I was a kid. :tick2:
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 06:54:24 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2011, 06:31:09 AM
Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?  She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.

silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2011, 07:08:39 AM »
Quote from: webpoet73 on April 13, 2011, 06:20:14 AM
That's when she felt something hit her butt...
When she reached back to see what it was, her hand was covered with the distinct material of ejaculatory refuse, otherwise known as semen.

Quote from: webpoet73 on April 13, 2011, 06:20:14 AM
police believe this likely isn't the first time he's gone wangerific on unsuspecting women.

The guy who wrote this article was having too much fun writing it :lol
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2011, 08:37:44 AM »
lolwut
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2011, 09:08:06 AM »
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2011, 09:28:10 AM »
The story came accross with a bit too much fluidity for me. I didn't like the way it finished. Frankly I thought the author was pulling my (3rd) leg while describing this sticky situation.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2011, 09:31:31 AM »
Wait, fapping on women in grocery stores isn't normal? Where do most people do it?
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2011, 09:32:17 AM »
Oh you  ::)
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2011, 09:33:09 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2011, 06:31:09 AM
Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?

Sig-worthy.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2011, 09:38:08 AM »
Pfft, amateurs.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2011, 09:55:05 AM »
Oh Chester :facepalm:
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2011, 10:19:06 AM »
He probably wanted to ask her if it was magically delicious.

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2011, 10:19:35 AM »
Guess that makes him a cereal sex offender.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 10:21:28 AM »
The only cereal high in sodium.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 10:27:45 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on April 13, 2011, 10:21:28 AM
The only cereal high in sodium protein.

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2011, 10:41:21 AM »
Quote from: tick on April 13, 2011, 06:54:09 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 13, 2011, 06:31:09 AM
Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?  She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
I don't know about that but I did nickname my underwear Captain Crunch when I was a kid. :tick2:

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2011, 10:44:41 AM »
What a jackoff!
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2011, 10:46:17 AM »
Why do they call them fapple jacks? They don't taste like fapple.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2011, 10:53:03 AM »
Nut n' Honey?
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2011, 11:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Chino on April 13, 2011, 10:46:17 AM
Why do they call them fapple jacks? They don't taste like fapple.

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2011, 11:56:49 AM »
He'll be the one getting masturbated on if he goes to prison, in fact, he'll be seeing a lot more action.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2011, 12:01:17 PM »
serial perverts disgust me. 
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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2011, 12:12:22 PM »
In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2011, 12:21:26 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 13, 2011, 12:12:22 PM
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2011, 01:02:47 PM »
The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him?  Was she fucking deaf?
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2011, 01:39:52 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 13, 2011, 01:02:47 PM
The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him?  Was she fucking deaf?

Having to stock shelves for a few years, I can vouche that some women would never know you were right behind them.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2011, 01:41:54 PM »
Quote from: Chino on April 13, 2011, 01:39:52 PM
Quote from: lonestar on April 13, 2011, 01:02:47 PM
The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him?  Was she fucking deaf?

Having to stock shelves for a few years, I can vouche that some women would never know you were right behind them.
Noted.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2011, 04:49:58 PM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on April 13, 2011, 06:54:24 AM
silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks.
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Re: Seriously, did steel dust get into the drinking water? What happened?
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2011, 08:39:05 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 13, 2011, 12:12:22 PM
In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...

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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2011, 08:42:17 PM »
Good on him for being able to do it with all those people around.  That he didn't freak out and go flaccid is pretty impressive.
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Re: Bobby Carter Masturbates on Woman in the Cereal Aisle of Grocery Store
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2011, 08:43:23 PM »
What...the fuck.
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