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Offline lateralus88

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What the heck man?
« on: April 01, 2011, 12:05:40 AM »
So I was driving down the road from work, enjoying the nice quiet drive when all of the sudden this asshole black man comes driving up next to me saying something about "fast lanes" and switching between them. He then looks over and says "Car up on my side" and I was like "Well no fucking shit. You drove up next to me. Leave me the fuck alone".

It was annoying as god damn fuck, man. And I swear to god, if that was you Volk, you best be ready to "get down" with me. Because I'm pissed as all hell.
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 12:06:48 AM »
:lol :lol :lol
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 12:10:02 AM »
Was this guy near a bus stop? I think he is a pedophile.
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 12:15:50 AM »
He did mention a bus.
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Quote from: skydivingninja on May 02, 2011, 11:59:04 AM
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 12:17:57 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 12:20:30 AM »
Did you also happened to see some 13 year olds driving a car that were kicking it in the front seat and sitting in the back seat?
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Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 12:22:05 AM »
^I reported that to the cops, it was funny...I saw the kids apologize to their parents for stealing the car for a joyride.
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 12:22:42 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on April 01, 2011, 12:22:05 AM
^I reported that to the cops, it was funny...I saw the kids apologize to their parents for stealing the car for a joyride.
You showed them!!!
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Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 12:29:44 AM »
No, I swear I didn't show them anything...that's the black man in the car. He's the pedophile.
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Re: What the heck man?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 12:59:34 AM »
Drivin', cruisin'

Switchin lanes!!!!
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