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Seating
« on: March 31, 2011, 11:45:31 PM »
I'm wondering which seat to take. I usually sit in the back seat, but I've heard that in the front seat, rather than sitting, they are "kickin'", which sounds better. What are your opinions?
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Re: Seating
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 11:45:56 PM »
trunk
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Seating
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 11:46:03 PM »
SHOTGUN
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: Seating
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 11:47:17 PM »
SHOTGUN

Hey i don't like the song either, but shooting Ms. Black is not the way to go about things.

Unless you meant shooting in a different sense, in which that is the way to end up in the presence of Chris Hansen.

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Re: Seating
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 11:47:36 PM »
I know a friend that spent 2 years of her life making that decision. She chose back seat. I'll never know what happened to her.

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Re: Seating
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 11:47:49 PM »
(Cuz HE will tell you which seat to take)

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Re: Seating
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 11:51:21 PM »
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: Seating
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 11:52:53 PM »
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 11:54:30 PM »
(Cuz HE will tell you which seat to take)

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I don't hear Jesus in that song at all.
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Re: Seating
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 11:56:06 PM »
You know when Rebecca sings the second verse? About "my friend is by my right, yeah"? She is THAT close with her Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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Re: Seating
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 11:56:23 PM »
You can ride trunk, just don't sit on the golf clubs.

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Re: Damnation, damnation (Yeah!)
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 12:00:22 AM »
You know when Rebecca sings the second verse? About "my friend is by my right, yeah"? She is THAT close with her Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

But if Jesus is on her right, then she would be on his left, and therefore will be sent to Hell.

Wait, it's a moot point. She's a woman and is therefore going to Hell anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2011, 12:03:57 AM »
I need to go pray

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Re: Menstruation, menstruation (Yeah!)
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2011, 12:06:44 AM »
I need to go pray

Why? Was she unclean when those pictures were taken?
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2011, 12:08:41 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the lyric in the hymn..."But that thy blood was shed for me"

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Re: Seating
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2011, 12:12:43 AM »
I was considering tying one end of a string to the back of the car and the other end to my skateboard, and then let the sails of fate gently guide me.

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Re: Pedophilia, pedophilia (Yeah!)
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2011, 12:14:48 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the lyric in the hymn..."But that thy blood was shed for me"

Mmm, I'd shed more than blood thinkin about-

*Remembers she's 13*

Losing weight. Yeah...
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