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Offline The Degenerate

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I bring to you a gift, DTF
« on: March 31, 2011, 02:03:45 AM »
I bring to you the gift of ridiculous adorability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA

i love you guys :heart :heart
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 02:07:57 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 02:10:50 AM »
D'AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 04:42:55 AM »
 :D
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 04:47:36 AM »
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 04:51:38 AM »
I fucking hate cats, but it's the thought that counts.  :tup
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 04:58:53 AM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 31, 2011, 04:51:38 AM
I fucking hate cats

You're first against the wall when I'm supreme overlord of Earth.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 05:07:32 AM »
:hearts:
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 05:24:43 AM »
Awwwwwwwww :heart
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 05:46:38 AM »
This isn't adorable, its creepy.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 05:54:49 AM »
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 05:55:58 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on March 31, 2011, 04:58:53 AM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 31, 2011, 04:51:38 AM
I fucking hate cats

You're first against the wall when I'm supreme overlord of Earth.

I second this. Catz are serious business.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 07:51:24 AM »
Don't worry, UMH. I hate cats, too. I hope God kills a million kittens every time I masturbate. Actually I take that back. I hope God kills a million kittens every time YOU masturbate.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 07:52:13 AM »
I'm surprised that cats aren't extincted by now, then.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 07:59:56 AM »
If the latter were the case, the earth'd be covered in a sea of kitten corpses a story high.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
Quote from: antigoon on March 31, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Don't worry, UMH. I hate cats, too.
Thirded.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 08:25:05 AM »
Quote from: antigoon on March 31, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Don't worry, UMH. I hate cats, too. I hope God kills a million kittens every time I masturbate. Actually I take that back. I hope God kills a million kittens every time YOU masturbate.

 :lol I love you
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 08:34:08 AM »
Even on the creepiest places on the web, cats are sacred. I should put up cat torture imgs on the worst imageboards, see how well I get treated :P
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 08:37:16 AM »
This came out several years ago.  Cat haters will love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Guufs3mdgg
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 09:01:11 AM »
Worst commercial ever.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 09:29:42 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on March 31, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Worst commercial ever.

I think it was just an internal company joke.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 09:31:42 AM »
...that was fucked up
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 09:37:08 AM »
Sigz, I will be your hammer to your Thor.  We will wipe out all evil of feline haters.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 09:38:28 AM »
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 10:08:12 AM »
Quote from: XianL on March 31, 2011, 07:59:56 AM
If the latter were the case, the earth'd be covered in a sea of kitten corpses a story high.
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 12:07:00 PM »
I love cats so much. :) They're so awesome and cute.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 03:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Durg on March 31, 2011, 08:37:16 AM
This came out several years ago.  Cat haters will love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Guufs3mdgg
Fucking epic.
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Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 04:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on March 31, 2011, 04:58:53 AM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 31, 2011, 04:51:38 AM
I fucking hate cats

You're first against the wall when I'm supreme overlord of Earth.

When my family lived out in the boonies, we'd get strays all the time. If it was a dog, my Dad would check it for a collar. If it had a collar, he'd contact the owner. If it didn't, he'd leave it alone. If it was sick, he'd shoot it to end its suffering.

If it was a stray cat, however, he'd just shoot it on sight. That's how much he hates cats. I certainly didn't condone it. In fact, I would protest to him that it was cruel, but he never listened to me. Probably because I was under the age of 10, and I didn't have a say in the matter.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2011, 04:04:35 PM »
Jesus christ you guys really are hillbillies.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2011, 04:05:23 PM »
My Dad is, and he's proud of it. I, however, am not.

...Although I do have a bit of a southern accent.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2011, 04:07:19 PM »
I love cats, they taste like chicken.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 04:10:04 PM »
Delicious chinese food.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 04:27:10 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on March 31, 2011, 04:05:23 PM
...Although I do have a bit of a southern accent.

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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2011, 04:44:17 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 31, 2011, 04:07:19 PM
I love cats, they taste like chicken.
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Re: I bring to you a gift, DTF
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 04:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on March 31, 2011, 04:05:23 PM


...Although I do have a bit of a southern accent.






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