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why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« on: March 30, 2011, 02:36:30 PM »
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 02:43:39 PM »
The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her pepsi.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM »
Pepsi > Coke
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 02:56:13 PM »
COME AT ME BRO!
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2011, 03:03:09 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke
You can even smell the shitstorm.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 04:06:56 PM »
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 04:07:51 PM »
Pepsi and Coke mixed together > All

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 04:47:25 PM »
You realize you aren't getting anywhere near me with that sword.  Need I remind you this:



I'm crazy like that.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 04:48:48 PM »
Quote from: BrotherH on March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.

*arms nuclear missiles*

You guys better start getting along.  Or I'll kill you all.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 05:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

So much this.  Coke sucks.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 05:21:18 PM »
WTF at the video.  :lol
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 06:15:20 PM »
Quote from: BrotherH on March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.

*pulls Glock 9 and holds the barrel up against BrotherH's dome*

Sorry Brother, Dimi brought his whole crew.

And after your comment about the Scarred outro and now this?  I'll almost enjoy it.

-J
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2011, 06:19:15 PM »
Quote from: ravenheart on March 30, 2011, 02:43:39 PM
The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her pepsi.
I always thought it was through her rib cage.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 06:53:00 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 30, 2011, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: ravenheart on March 30, 2011, 02:43:39 PM
The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her pepsi.
I always thought it was through her rib cage.
Temple of Doom style.  I agree.

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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2011, 06:58:55 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on March 30, 2011, 05:21:18 PM
WTF at the video.  :lol

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyways, you're all wrong in the Pepsi v. Coke debate, because Dr. Pepper destroys all of them and urinates on their corpses.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 07:01:15 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 30, 2011, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: ravenheart on March 30, 2011, 02:43:39 PM
The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her pepsi.
I always thought it was through her rib cage.
Temple of Doom?  :lol
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2011, 07:03:28 PM »
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 30, 2011, 06:58:55 PM
Quote from: ZBomber on March 30, 2011, 05:21:18 PM
WTF at the video.  :lol

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyways, you're all wrong in the Pepsi v. Coke debate, because Dr. Pepper destroys all of them and urinates on their corpses.
Basically this. But, Dr. Pepper does have one worthy rival. Mr. Pibb.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2011, 07:05:51 PM »
Eh, I'd rather just drink water.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2011, 07:08:24 PM »
Quote from: ehra on March 30, 2011, 07:05:51 PM
Eh, I'd rather just drink water.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 07:09:54 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on March 30, 2011, 07:03:28 PM
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 30, 2011, 06:58:55 PM
Quote from: ZBomber on March 30, 2011, 05:21:18 PM
WTF at the video.  :lol

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyways, you're all wrong in the Pepsi v. Coke debate, because Dr. Pepper destroys all of them and urinates on their corpses.
Basically this. But, Dr. Pepper does have one worthy rival. Mr. Pibb.
I don't trust Mr. Pibb. The dude never even got his degree.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2011, 07:10:43 PM »
Not big on Mr. Pibb at all. 
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »
All dark soda is nasty.  Haven't had any since January 2000.

7UP and Sprite are where it's at on the rare occasions when I drink soda. :coolio
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2011, 07:27:57 PM »
Quote from: BrotherH on March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.

Pepsi is better. And I haven't had soda in years.

I TOO SHALL JOIN THIS BATTLE.  :metal
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2011, 07:33:35 PM »
itt: no one sees the o.p. video
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2011, 07:47:06 PM »
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2011, 07:55:54 PM »
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 08:09:12 PM »
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Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2011, 08:23:51 PM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on March 30, 2011, 07:33:35 PM
itt: no one sees the o.p. video

Hey now I watched that whole thing.  And "WTF" was really the only response I could conjure up.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2011, 09:00:26 PM »
Quote from: j on March 30, 2011, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: BrotherH on March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.

*pulls Glock 9 and holds the barrel up against BrotherH's dome*

Sorry Brother, Dimi brought his whole crew.

And after your comment about the Scarred outro and now this?  I'll almost enjoy it.

-J

*from some distance away, aiming through sniper scope*

Do that, and it will be the last mistake you ever make.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2011, 09:22:41 PM »
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on March 30, 2011, 09:00:26 PM
Quote from: j on March 30, 2011, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: BrotherH on March 30, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: DTVT on March 30, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on March 30, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Pepsi > Coke

I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

*cocks pistol and and aims at PYM*

I got Dimi's back.
*draws sword, holds to DTVT's throat*

He dies, you die.

*pulls Glock 9 and holds the barrel up against BrotherH's dome*

Sorry Brother, Dimi brought his whole crew.

And after your comment about the Scarred outro and now this?  I'll almost enjoy it.

-J

*from some distance away, aiming through sniper scope*

Do that, and it will be the last mistake you ever make.
*Enters the scene Cocking a sawed-off shotgun in each hand*
So I heard you guys were saying something about Coke...


Also, the commercial was awesome. Weirdly awesome.
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Re: why does my heart suddenly feel thirsty for pepsi
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 10:28:27 AM »
Quote from: KevShmev on March 30, 2011, 07:24:18 PM
All dark soda is nasty.  Haven't had any since January 2000.
So you were a fan of Pepsi Clear (Crystal Pepsi)?
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