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If you watch a movie backwards.
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:49:21 AM »
Inspired by the Godzilla and the Cinderella pictures. In this thread we discuss what are favorite movies are about if we watched them in reverse.




If you watch Avatar backwards, it's about an na'vi who wakes up one evening to find his clan at war with aliens who have been troubling them for a while. He begins to suffer from dimentia and slowly starts to forget all his skills. He gets kidknapped by the aliens who take his DNA in an attempt to make a remotely controlled body called a human, which is na'vi DNA mixed with the DNA of the natives. They succeed but fucked up somewhere and his legs don't work. They send him back to Earth where he finds out there is a guy who looks just like him who recently died.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 08:51:45 AM »
lol

If you watch Inception backward, it's about a guy with bad dreams that make him go crazy.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 08:39:14 PM »
If you watch Memento backwards...

Wait...
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »
If you watch Jaws backward, it's about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open up a beach.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 08:45:03 PM »
If you watch Back to the Future trilogy, you're going backwards... into the future?

....

Well that's no fun.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 08:46:20 PM »
If you watch Limitless backwards, it's the story of my life.



Who said it had to be funny. Depressing works too
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 08:55:54 PM »
If you watch One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, it's about Jack Nicholson getting a surgery to make him sane again, going through therapy, and suddenly going to jail...

...well that wasn't particularly funny, but it's the best I can do for now.

So in the meantime:
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 08:58:59 PM »
If you watch Battlefield Earth backwards, it still sucks.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 09:00:10 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 28, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
If you watch Battlefield Earth backwards, it still sucks.
And if you watch it forwards it blows?
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 09:01:24 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 28, 2011, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: lonestar on March 28, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
If you watch Battlefield Earth backwards, it still sucks.
And if you watch it forwards it blows?
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2011, 09:05:40 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2011, 09:11:03 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 28, 2011, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: lonestar on March 28, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
If you watch Battlefield Earth backwards, it still sucks.
And if you watch it forwards it blows?

And if you watch it twice, you're clinically retarded.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2011, 09:13:03 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 28, 2011, 09:11:03 PM
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 28, 2011, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: lonestar on March 28, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
If you watch Battlefield Earth backwards, it still sucks.
And if you watch it forwards it blows?

And if you watch it twice, you're clinically retarded.
Well done, gents, well done.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2011, 09:46:30 PM »
Oh my God, so much win in the last few posts! :lol

Anyway, if you watch How to Train Your Dragon backwards, Hiccup summons a mighty dragon king and plunges his people into war with the dragons....oops.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2011, 10:41:50 PM »
If you watch Home Alone, backwards it's about a boy whose family leaves him home alone, then his house gets messy and has a few burglars help him clean up the house. The family comes back and cancels it's plans to go to France.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2011, 02:03:56 PM »
If you watch Titanic backwards, the ship picks up stranded passengers in the arctic and takes them safely to England.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 02:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Rina on March 30, 2011, 02:03:56 PM
If you watch Titanic backwards, the ship picks up stranded passengers in the arctic and takes them safely to England.
Another variant of that one:
"If you watch Titanic backwards, it’s about underwater people repairing a ship with an iceberg so that they can sail to England."
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2011, 02:30:23 PM »
If you watch Armageddon backwards, a bunch of crappy actors come to Earth via an asteroid.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 02:35:05 PM »
If you watch Tory Story I backwards, it's the sad story of a guy alienating all his friends and finally losing his mind, believing he's a space ranger.

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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2011, 02:39:30 PM »
If you watch Terminator 2 backwards it's about this pool of molten steel that creates two robots who must try and repair each other so they can get naked and go back to the future.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2011, 03:10:56 PM »
Is this when I make the Roots joke?
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2011, 03:13:10 PM »
I don't understand what a musical group has to do with this thread, numbers.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 03:16:10 PM »
If you watch any of the Star Wars movies backwards George Lucas will milk more money out of you.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2011, 03:19:09 PM »
If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's about a small guy who finds a cool ring in a volcano and walks all the way back home.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2011, 03:20:51 PM »
If you watch Boogie Nights backwards, it's about a guy who fucks his way into being a busboy.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2011, 03:25:25 PM »
If you watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind backwards, it's about an human looking alien who comes from a spaceship and acts weird but slowly integrates himself into society.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2011, 03:26:06 PM »
If you watch Memento backwards, then it actually makes sense.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2011, 03:28:45 PM »
If you watch Mullholland Drive backwards.....um....you still have no fucking idea what's going on.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2011, 03:31:07 PM »
If you watch Knocked Up backwards, it's about a Katherine Heigl eating a baby with her vagina and then having sex with Seth Rogen until the baby digests and then acting like she doesn't know him.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2011, 06:14:03 PM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on March 30, 2011, 03:20:51 PM
If you watch Boogie Nights backwards, it's about a guy who fucks his way into being a busboy.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 07:21:26 PM »
If you watch The Ten Commandments backwards, it's about a guy who steals two stone tablets and hides them on the top of a mountain. Oh, and at some point he floods a whole place and everybody is pissed. At the end he just makes a run for it in a basket.

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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2011, 07:28:01 PM »
If you watch The Usual Suspects backwards, it has the greatest twist beginning of all time.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2011, 07:59:51 PM »
If you watch Aladdin backwards, a rich and powerful prince is slowly reduced to a penniless nothing by a genie he's imprisoned in a lamp.
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2011, 08:03:44 PM »
If you watch BTTF trilogy backwards... is it the same thing?
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Re: If you watch a movie backwards.
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2011, 09:42:36 PM »
If you watch The Prestige backwards, the secret to Alfred Bordin's trick is actually pretty obvious.
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