I got shitloads of guns and survival gear, and have friends with them too, We'll be running the shit, DTFers get a free pass into our compound.
Honestly, you had me at 'bacon'.
Although that may be because I insert bacon into all your posts, so I read that one as "I got shitloads of bacon bacon bacon bacon loose women bacon DTFers be running the shit get a free bacon into our bacon bacon."