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Sharmanique Biggums...
« on: March 20, 2011, 11:49:53 AM »
just sent me a friend request. 


ITT:  we discuss

1.  Whether she is a real person
2.  Is she really in a relationship with Keyshawnfondriquia Johnston
3.  Is she attractive?
4.  Should I accept the request or not


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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2011, 11:51:23 AM »
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2011, 11:54:10 AM »
Shit seems legit.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2011, 12:15:34 PM »
Nah, you won't get raped.
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2011, 12:21:55 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2011, 12:57:23 PM »
Hit it and quit it.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2011, 01:06:30 PM »
WTF
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2011, 01:13:36 PM »
For making me see that picture of her, you just became my least favorite DTF poster until you do penance.  Throwing up in my mouth is not something I enjoy.
     

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2011, 01:17:59 PM »
I concur with the Hef.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2011, 01:21:33 PM »
Just to be clear, I hate this thread.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2011, 01:24:42 PM »
For making me see that picture of her, you just became my least favorite DTF poster until you do penance.  Throwing up in my mouth is not something I enjoy.
Not even when done by a third party? Golly, you sure are strange.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2011, 02:20:07 PM »

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2011, 02:26:56 PM »
Now you know what I'd look like in a two peice......if I was a black transvestite.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 01:00:46 PM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2011, 01:04:51 PM »
In similar fashion, my alias is "Emerson Biggins".

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2011, 03:18:37 PM »
I still wish I had the picture of my buds and I on the last night renting a beach house at the age of 19.  I took the sausage out of the fridge, dipped it in mayo, put the other side in my jean shorts and zipped it up.  That whole night I was known as Colossus Kielbasa or CK for short.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2011, 08:51:15 AM »
ahahahahahahahahaha
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2011, 08:54:27 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2011, 08:57:40 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2011, 09:09:48 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.
Cut it out. It's bad enough that you two were bickering in that other thread, but don't carry it into the rest of the forum.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.
Cut it out. It's bad enough that you two were bickering in that other thread, but don't carry it into the rest of the forum.

PC didn't say anything wrong here.
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2011, 09:15:32 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.
Cut it out. It's bad enough that you two were bickering in that other thread, but don't carry it into the rest of the forum.

PC didn't say anything wrong here.
Did I say that he did? ???

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2011, 09:18:24 AM »
I'm not gonna judge.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that.
Cut it out. It's bad enough that you two were bickering in that other thread, but don't carry it into the rest of the forum.

PC didn't say anything wrong here.
Did I say that he did? ???

Stop implying Rich. :lol
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2011, 09:20:07 AM »
Wait, what? :lol I was addressing tick, which is why I quoted his post.

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2011, 09:20:43 AM »
Wait, what? :lol I was addressing tick, which is why I quoted his post.

I know, I'm playin'. :lol
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2011, 09:21:43 AM »
Wait, what? :lol I was addressing tick, which is why I quoted his post.

Oh, first time I read it, it seemed to be speaking to both of them. My apologies.
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2011, 09:22:01 AM »
I'm hurt, Rich.

Whatchu gonna do about it?

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2011, 09:23:52 AM »
Thank god for thread derailment. 


Carry on...

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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2011, 09:32:26 AM »
I'm hurt, Rich.

Whatchu gonna do about it?
Get on cam.








































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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2011, 09:32:54 AM »
Thank god for thread derailment. 


Carry on...
Well Seth I wouldn't worry about this tread any more.  I see Lat moved in on your territory by the pick I saw on FB.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2011, 09:37:54 AM »
I'm hurt, Rich.

Whatchu gonna do about it?
Get on cam.








































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Re: Sharmanique Biggums...
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2011, 10:19:07 AM »
Thank god for thread derailment. 


Carry on...
Well Seth I wouldn't worry about this tread any more.  I see Lat moved in on your territory by the pick I saw on FB.

It might be in my best interest.  Her boyfriend seems rough-and-tumble.

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